How many members of Bush Adm. does it take to

Because laughter is part of the revolution:
>
>
> Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to
change a
> light bulb?
>
> A: Ten:
>
> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
>
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs
> to be changed;
>
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
>
> 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
> changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
>
> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the
> new light bulb;
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing
> on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
>
> 7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush
> was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
>
> 8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush
> has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
>
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between
> screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
>
>
>
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