@realjohnboy,
What I want to hear:
"I'm sorry this thing has been screwed up to a fair-thee-well, and I said I was responsible from Day One, and the buck stops here, so I have no choice but to do the honorable thing and resign"
What I expect to hear:
"I know everyone is mad, hell, I'm mad. I'm mad at BP, I'm mad at Republicans, I'm mad at George Bush. It's all their fault. Them and those bastard insurance companies and those Tea Party schmucks because you have to believe they had their hands in this mess.
But don't worry, I got it covered.
First I'm going to kick the ass of that Limey SOB who runs BP, and if I have to I'm going to shove him down the leaking pipe. God, but I hate those imperialistic Anglo-saxons. It's their fault my father left me and my mother. Didn't they get the message when I send back the bust of their fat bulldog hero and gave their PM and even their effin Queen those cheesy gifts?
Next I'm going to take over BP, just seize all of its assets and give them to ACORN to pay all your claims. How they gonna stop me? Send Dr Who after me?
Then I'm going to take about a trillion in tax dollars and spend it on federal programs to replace fossil fuel energy with windmills and a solar panel that covers the entire state of Arizona - damned racists don't deserve to be Americans.
Finally, I'm going to nationalize the auto industry, health insurance, and student loans - Wait? Didn't I already do that?
In closing, stop listening to all those damned Talking Heads who want to make me look bad. You know I'm your guy. I stood out in the rain with fisherman for Chrissakes! Next time some pollster calls you to get your opinion on how I'm doing, remember I'm the one you were waiting for, and that the good looking Beatle loves me!
God bless me, and God bless me again. "