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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 09:07 am
Wink Wink

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.


The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you
without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off
potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he found a packet of aspirin. He tore it open, swallowed the pills, and stopped winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asking for aspirin?"
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pieman
 
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Reply Sun 12 Mar, 2006 03:18 pm
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Reply Sun 12 Mar, 2006 09:09 pm
Kewt!
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Reply Mon 13 Mar, 2006 05:35 am
Re: Wink Wink
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Wink Wink

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.


The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you
without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off
potential customers. I'm sorry...we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he found a packet of aspirin. He tore it open, swallowed the pills, and stopped winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asking for aspirin?"


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