That woman is SO scary. So, so, scary!
MA, no way can you ever compare to THAT woman. You never ever scared me like that. No one in the world ever scared me like that before, except perhaps my mother, but not in the same way as SHE did.
Don't hate yourself. You, at least not from what I've seen, are nothing like her. Nothing! NOTHING!
But I will now hate you forever for showing me that video.
Naw, I'm kidding. I forgave you the moment I stopped watching. Give us a hug. Don't feel bad. You may have different opinions to us, but you're polite and kind and no way would you throw a hissy fit like that (not that I've seen, anyway).