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Best singles ad ever from Cicerone Imposter

 
 
Reply Thu 2 Mar, 2006 09:22 am
Cicerone Imposter sent me this - he says "Hi" to everyone.---BBB

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES ADS EVER PRINTED. IT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BEEN LISTED IN THE ATLANTA JOURNAL.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (404) 875-5555 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.

Men are so easy.
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talk72000
 
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Reply Fri 3 Mar, 2006 12:42 am
What a bitch!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 3 Mar, 2006 01:03 am
Nice one!

Please send C.I. my best wishes. I miss him and his travel threads.

That guy has just about travelled everywhere, methinks.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 3 Mar, 2006 05:32 am
He's trying, LordE! (I miss him, too. Looking forward to meeting him in Chicago.)
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 3 Mar, 2006 10:35 pm
I still would have gone out with her. By the way, can anyone tell me what CI did that was so heinous as to get him kicked off? PM me.
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