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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 05:47 pm
Young male student having sex with teacher approved by school committee.
Written by NickFun
Springfield - In response to psychologists recommendations the
Springfield school committee voted unanimously to allow 28-year-old
French teacher Jane Francois to copulate with 13-year-old Jeffrey Turner.
"This boy has suffered from self-esteem problems for years", said school
committee member and psychologist Delores Johnson. "This will help
improve his self-image and change him from the class punching bag into a
super-cool dude that all the students will envy".
Turner seemed excited at the prospect of having sex with his French
teacher. "Wow! She' so HOT!" he exclaimed. "Most of the guys in my class
haven't even kissed a girl yet but I'm gonna go all the way with Miss
Francois!"
Miss Francois said she is looking forward to seducing her young protege.
"I've purchased a new gown - French, of course - and I have some ice
cubes and sexy underwear ready", she said. "I hope this will make his
outlook on life better and years from now he will reflect fondly on his
middle school years".
Alicia Snodgrass, the President of the local chapter of the Christian
Alliance was not as enthused about the change in the boys destiny. "God
will strike them all dead!" she exclaimed. "Young boys should not have
sex with older women! They will burn in hell for eternity!"
Pastor Ralph Fletcher of Children of God Church didn't agree with Ms.
Snodgrass. "The Virgin Mary was only 13", the Pastor stated. "Prior to
the 20th Century all the young boys were having sex with girls. It's the
American Way!"
Some of his classmates were noteably envious of Turners good fortune.
School bully Jimmy Trenton, age 14, said, "why does he get to have sex
with her? He's such a weinie! I'm the one who should be doin her".
School counsilor Deanna Jenkins has already explained to Trenton that
his beligerent attitude and disregard for the happiness of his
classmates may prevent him from ever having sex.
"I don't care. What they do is none of my business", said Sherry
Cargill, one of the more mature girls in Turner's class.
The school plans a rally at 1PM Friday for Turner and Francois. The act
will be consumated shortly thereafter
Good one, Nick.
I still remember being so jealous when my fourth grade teacher got married. SHE WAS MY GIRL!!
Joe
I didn't see that NickFun had written it. I am so glad it is a joke. You've got some talent there Nick!
You was too transparent, Nick. But, it was fun.
Yes a translucent French gown would have been more in keeping.