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The Punchline Game

 
 
Greyfan
 
Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 08:31 pm
Repeat your favorite jokes, punchlines only. A trip down memory lane for some, a scratching of the head for others.

Real jokes only, please; no phoney punchlines. Not that we'll be able to tell.

Some favorites. See how many you know:

--We know, we just want to use him for second base.

--Oh, you mean Pinwheel Frank.

--So's mine, must be the saltwater.

--What I want to know is, who called that (censored) an organ player.

--This tastes like moose sh*t. But good....

--I know. I only have to outrun you.

--And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:02 pm
Oh, I love this, Greyfan! (I knew the last two.)

--All you've done since you've been here is complain.

--He got out twice to use the bathroom.

--That was a real gutsy move back there, especially for someone who can't fly.

--Yes, but what if it has your brains and my looks?

--You idiot, those are for the other side of the house.

--You're either plantin' 'em too deep or too far apart.


And the last one is courtesy of Joe Nation. It still kills me every time I think of it...

--That's the Sahara Pipeline that's to be laid by 300 men in a month.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:05 pm
You didn't hear any fockin' gunshots, did you!!!?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:06 pm
Then sit over there with the idiots!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:07 pm
I've got it! You're a vagina!
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:18 pm
Well, you don't expect an old man like that to catch a rabbit!?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em

A good goat'll do that

I'll keep an eye out for ya.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:20 pm
And then *poof* he turned into a woman.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:27 pm
And then *poof* he turned into a kotex.

<I wonder what Soz's poof joke is.>
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:43 pm
Not tellin'.

Until everyone else does, anyway. (These have been nothing but headscratchers for me.)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:47 pm
This black guy is walkin' along the beach. He finds a bottle, rubs it, and out pops a genie. the genie grants him three wishes...yada yada yada, for his final wish, he says, "I want to be white, and I want to be deep up inside a white woman."

"Your wish is my command," said the genie, and then *poof* he turned into a kotex.

I know, the joke is really bad, and I probably made it worse by shorthanding it like that, but I just couldn't resist putting that punchline after yours because of the *poof* factor.

Okay, your turn.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:50 pm
My *poof* is about a genie, too.

But note:

sozobe wrote:
Until everyone else does, anyway.


(OK, so I don't remember precisely how it goes, but if everyone else tells theirs, I'll cobble something together. The punchline I'm sure of!)
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 07:23 am
-- the backstroke
-- he made a blind man lame
-- to get to the other side Smile
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 08:44 am
-a fish!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 08:45 am
-silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!
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