Wed 22 Feb, 2006 08:31 pm
Repeat your favorite jokes, punchlines only. A trip down memory lane for some, a scratching of the head for others.
Real jokes only, please; no phoney punchlines. Not that we'll be able to tell.
Some favorites. See how many you know:
--We know, we just want to use him for second base.
--Oh, you mean Pinwheel Frank.
--So's mine, must be the saltwater.
--What I want to know is, who called that (censored) an organ player.
--This tastes like moose sh*t. But good....
--I know. I only have to outrun you.
--And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Oh, I love this, Greyfan! (I knew the last two.)
--All you've done since you've been here is complain.
--He got out twice to use the bathroom.
--That was a real gutsy move back there, especially for someone who can't fly.
--Yes, but what if it has your brains and my looks?
--You idiot, those are for the other side of the house.
--You're either plantin' 'em too deep or too far apart.
And the last one is courtesy of Joe Nation. It still kills me every time I think of it...
--That's the Sahara Pipeline that's to be laid by 300 men in a month.
You didn't hear any fockin' gunshots, did you!!!?
Then sit over there with the idiots!
I've got it! You're a vagina!
Well, you don't expect an old man like that to catch a rabbit!?
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em
A good goat'll do that
I'll keep an eye out for ya.
And then *poof* he turned into a woman.
And then *poof* he turned into a kotex.
<I wonder what Soz's poof joke is.>
Until everyone else does, anyway. (These have been nothing but headscratchers for me.)
This black guy is walkin' along the beach. He finds a bottle, rubs it, and out pops a genie. the genie grants him three wishes...yada yada yada, for his final wish, he says, "I want to be white, and I want to be deep up inside a white woman."
"Your wish is my command," said the genie, and then *poof* he turned into a kotex.
I know, the joke is really bad, and I probably made it worse by shorthanding it like that, but I just couldn't resist putting that punchline after yours because of the *poof* factor.
Okay, your turn.
My *poof* is about a genie, too.
Until everyone else does, anyway.
(OK, so I don't remember precisely
how it goes, but if everyone else tells theirs, I'll cobble something together. The punchline I'm sure of!)
-- the backstroke
-- he made a blind man lame
-- to get to the other side
-silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!