The Punchline Game

Oh, I love this, Greyfan! (I knew the last two.)

--All you've done since you've been here is complain.

--He got out twice to use the bathroom.

--That was a real gutsy move back there, especially for someone who can't fly.

--Yes, but what if it has your brains and my looks?

--You idiot, those are for the other side of the house.

--You're either plantin' 'em too deep or too far apart.


And the last one is courtesy of Joe Nation. It still kills me every time I think of it...

--That's the Sahara Pipeline that's to be laid by 300 men in a month.

You didn't hear any fockin' gunshots, did you!!!?

Then sit over there with the idiots!

I've got it! You're a vagina!

Well, you don't expect an old man like that to catch a rabbit!?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em

A good goat'll do that

I'll keep an eye out for ya.

And then *poof* he turned into a woman.

And then *poof* he turned into a kotex.

<I wonder what Soz's poof joke is.>

Not tellin'.

Until everyone else does, anyway. (These have been nothing but headscratchers for me.)

This black guy is walkin' along the beach. He finds a bottle, rubs it, and out pops a genie. the genie grants him three wishes...yada yada yada, for his final wish, he says, "I want to be white, and I want to be deep up inside a white woman."

"Your wish is my command," said the genie, and then *poof* he turned into a kotex.

I know, the joke is really bad, and I probably made it worse by shorthanding it like that, but I just couldn't resist putting that punchline after yours because of the *poof* factor.

Okay, your turn.

My *poof* is about a genie, too.

But note:



(OK, so I don't remember precisely how it goes, but if everyone else tells theirs, I'll cobble something together. The punchline I'm sure of!)

-- the backstroke
-- he made a blind man lame
-- to get to the other side

-a fish!

-silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!