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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:01 am
I need ideas for items to include in an emergency 'One Night Stand' pack. The pack needs to be light and portable. It is not completly necessary to be unisex however thats what I'm aiming for. You should indicate if an item belongs in a male (m), female (f), unisex( u), gay (g) or les (l) pack. So far I have

Toothbrush
Condom x ?2
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:10 am
You packed too much
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:18 am
about about a travel size toothpaste to go along with that toothbrush?

I'd need some artificial tears, my eyes are dry in the morning, or 3am, whenever you leave.



How about a small pack of those Wet Ones, Wet Naps, you know, those moist towelettes.

You can use them to......oh, nevermind.

Oh! and Astroglide...don't leave home without it....ask for it by name.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:19 am
Dental Floss... for those stray hairs that get caught in your teeth

Nipple Clamps

Sour Milk, aged 2 months(with cap open)

Pop Rocks

A rabbit's foot for good luck
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:32 am
Sour milk?



oooohhh, pop rocks! good idea!
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:35 am
Sour Milk... in case you need to make a quick escape and get away from the person... acts similiar to vomit or at least smells bad
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:39 am
ahhhhhh....I see.......<making notes>



well, it might be nice to carry some of those thingies you put in each others doodahs....
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 08:41 am
doodahs??

sex toys? Butt Plugs?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:02 am
Our Chai is a delicate flower. Who knew?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:14 am
Polo's or some kind of breath mint-both
key/keyring to a posh car-male
change of undies-both
tissues to mop up anything moist-both
faked bank statement that can accidently fall out of the guys wallet when paying ofr the girls drink, showing he has millions in the bank-male
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:16 am
aerosol can of Raid.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:05 am
You guys are going about this all wrong. If you are in a one night stand you want to get OUT in the morning, not hang around and brush your teeth. My recommendations are:

Condoms
A Morning After Pill (just in case)
Subway Token/Emergency Taxi money (also for the morning after)
Soft shoe covers so that you can creep away quietly in the morning. something like this:

http://www.petremembranceproducts.com/accatalog/images/SecuronShoeCovers.jpg

Oh and maybe a fake business card with a fake number just incase he/she wakes up and catches you halfway out the door.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:18 am
Most blokes dont need any of that(except the condoms, dont want to breed more nasty blokes)

Most of us girls understand that its probably gona be a one night stand.
I find it amusing that the guy feels as tho he has to act like a b*st*rd so the girl wont be interested in him anymore.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:38 am
It works both ways MG. There are clingy girls and there are clingy guys.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:47 am
paper bag to put over the other's head while escaping in the morning to lessen the sense of guilt or the surprise factor (i slept with THAT?!)
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:50 am
$20 for taxi
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:17 am
wet wipes
condom/s
gum
money ( for taxi, food, or what ever)
batteries..
cell phone
scented or flavored lotion
plastic hand cuffs
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:55 am
$10 to leave on the dresser....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:56 am
cheap
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:02 pm
I would imagine there is a fine line between a one-night stand and a cheap hooker.
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