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gotta fix the lawnmower

 
 
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 09:34 am
When our lawn mower broke last year my girlfriend kept telling me to take it in to get fixed, but I always had something else to do. The truck, the pickup, hunting season, fishing, and many other IMPORTANT things. Finally yesterday she figured out how to make her point.



When I came back from the pool hall I found my girlfriend on her knees in the front yard cutting grass with a set of sewing sissors. I stood there and watched her for a few minutes then I went into the house.



I was gone only a few minutes.



When I came back out I handed her a toothbrush and told her that when she was done with the lawn she could sweep the driveway.



The Doctors tell me I should be out of the hospital in less than 6 weeks but I will always walk with a limp.
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graemedaulby
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 11:34 am
are you...like................normal
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:54 pm
mm is very normal. We often refer to him as Abbie.. Abbie Normal.


Funny joke mm..
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:55 pm
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The Doctors tell me I should be out of the hospital in less than 6 weeks but I will always walk with a limp.


It does beg the question.. Did she use the toothbrush or the scissors?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 12:57 pm
Laughing
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 01:26 pm
parados wrote:
Did she use the toothbrush or the scissors?

Both.
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 04:28 pm
parados wrote:
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The Doctors tell me I should be out of the hospital in less than 6 weeks but I will always walk with a limp.


It does beg the question.. Did she use the toothbrush or the scissors?


Yes,but I wont say how or where...LOL
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