Kissing Customers

You ever smelled that stuff they put on hostas and other plants to discourage deer?

That is some nasty-smelling ****.

I have a number of lesbian customers - none of them have ever done the kissy thing. They also are the best at paying me on time.

It sounds like it may be too late to change the situation since you seem to have already set a precedent.

Green Witch wrote:

I have a number of lesbian customers - none of them have ever done the kissy thing. They also are the best at paying me on time.

That gives me an idea for another thread....

Why are Lesbians Best at Paying on Time?

When did all this "kiss the gardener" stuff start??

No mystery. I think because most of them are in businesses where they like to get paid on time (lawyers, artists, therapists) and know it's important. They also don't have kids, so there's actually money in the bank.

Well, as long as they are only kissing you on the check

Green Witch wrote:

No mystery. I think because most of them are in businesses where they like to get paid on time (lawyers, artists, therapists) and know it's important. They also don't have kids, so there's actually money in the bank.

Maybe it's just my imagination, GW, but it sounds like your area is rife with lesbians. Nothing wrong with that, mind you, but what are the contributing factors?

I will sit patiently and await your answer.