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Tue 14 Feb, 2006 10:15 am
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sat alone at a nearby table.
The wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighed the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" said the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
<snort!>
No kidding! It only took me ONE year to stop riding around in my car with the windows down, singing with the radio at the top of my voice.