Drew Dad had that happen to me - my daughter telling me - you went pee-pee. Good job mama. The only problem - it was in a public bathroom.
Er...
I have had that experience in a public restroom.
We also walk into a public restroom and she pipes up, "I smell something!"
Try having her ask "where's your penis?" after you zip up
"Private talk, honey, private talk!"
"Soapy" died today.
We had to have a eulogy for Soapy.
Soapy was a bar of soap that Mo had become fond of...
"Soapy was a good soap who did his job well."
"We'll always remember Soapy."
We have been unbuilding a thing in our backyard and I have stacked a pile of logs outside. This morning at 6:00 AM, despite the cold and the rain, Mr. Mo Whacky decided the log pile would make a better bed than the one inside.
No princess and the pea life for this little dear....
It is! Did you find him out there, or did you know he was on his way?
Last night sozlet and I went out to eat, shared some cake for dessert. The restaurant also sells pieces of candy at the counter and she wanted some. I said no, you just had that cake. She said, in clarion tones, while in an aisle between tables and probably 10 people in earshot, "OK, I'll just buy the candy and then eat it later, after I've pooped out the cake."
I found him out there. I was in the kitchen reading the paper and noticed that it was just a bit too quiet around here. Usually too quiet means he's out in the yard. As it was dark and cold and rainy I went looking for him to make sure he was dressed properly.
It must be truly hard to fight with such poop logic! High five to the sozlet.
Wacky Mo? A new arcade game in the making.
Surreal parenting begins when your child swallows a string
and ends with both parents hovering over said baby, pulling the string little by little out her butt..
laughing thier asses off at her facial expressions.
The ducklet told me yesterday, "Mom, my name is just not working for me anymore."
Gotta agree with her. "Ducklet" does seem like a name one would quickly outgrow.
