Both of those are very good, soz and djjd.
Speaking as someone who has always been a fish out of water, I don't consider that maudlin at all, soz. I consider it something everyone should consider.
I don't think "easy" is necessarily in order, djjd. Why should it be easy?
As soz was desiging her "fish" card I was desiging a fishy card of my own: