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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 10:29 am
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Re: Why Gus Should Be Banned From A2K
blueveinedthrobber wrote:Carries faint odor of swamp gas..
That's probably why Craven gave us the fart button at the bottom of our screens. Works good for me.
If that doesn't work, try a clothespin on your nose. Might take a few to overcome Gus' perfume.
http://weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/150clothespinsonface.html
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Why isn't there a mob on this thread screaming for Gus to be banned?
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Re: Why Gus Should Be Banned From A2K
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
That's probably why Craven gave us the fart button at the bottom of our screens.
You just had me looking all over the place for a fart button. Maybe I should go find that fart button thread and actually read it.
Re: Why Gus Should Be Banned From A2K
roverroad wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
That's probably why Craven gave us the fart button at the bottom of our screens.
You just had me looking all over the place for a fart button. Maybe I should go find that fart button thread and actually read it.
The fart button seems to appear randomly at the bottom of the screen. However, it popped up at the top of my screen a few minutes ago. Gus probably ordered it so he didn't have to bend over.
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Gus should be banned from A2K because he gave me anal herpes in 1937.
Ellpus
Lord Ellpus wrote:Gus should be banned from A2K because he gave me anal herpes in 1937.
Wow! Gus got herpes in kindergarten?
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Re: Ellpus
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:Gus should be banned from A2K because he gave me anal herpes in 1937.
Wow! Gus got herpes in kindergarten?
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'Twas in Singapore, the nights were sultry, the cocktails were inexpensive, we were young and the moon was waxing over the bay.
Gus looked quite striking in his pure silk, hand tailored tropical coveralls. When he told me to try that new cocktail called a Mickey Finn, I trusted him...........
So naive, so innocent.
So sore the next morning.
Phoenix
Phoenix32890 wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:Gus should be banned from A2K because he gave me anal herpes in 1937.
Wow! Gus got herpes in kindergarten?
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BBB- Nah, you must be thinking of another Gus. Our Gus was in college at that time! 
Are you sure Phoenix. I recall Gus admitted he failed Kindergarten at least 14 times. He had a beard when he got out of the 9th grade.
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BBB- So, if you do the math, and Gus was in college in 1937, and had been in kindergarten for 14 years, not considering that he might have been left back a few times in elementary and high school, Gus would have been, at the least, 31 years old.
So, if my math is correct, Gus was born in 1906 or earlier, which would make him at least 100 years old. No wonder the old feller lives in the swamp!
Hey, maybe we shouldn't ban him. If he can hang in for a few more years, we can get him into the Guinness Book of Records!
Phoenix
Phoenix32890 wrote:BBB- So, if you do the math, and Gus was in college in 1937, and had been in kindergarten for 14 years, not considering that he might have been left back a few times in elementary and high school, Gus would have been, at the least, 31 years old.
So, if my math is correct, Gus was born in 1906 or earlier, which would make him at least 100 years old. No wonder the old feller lives in the swamp!
Hey, maybe we shouldn't ban him. If he can hang in for a few more years, we can get him into the Guinness Book of Records!
I bow before a math genius. I'm very kind so I will loan Gus my spare electric scooter. I will put pontoons on it so Gus can get around the swamp. Ain't I sweet! Must be Saturday.
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