Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

Sure- Having a miscarriage can be extremely traumatic to a woman, especially if this were her first pregnancy.

I just feel really bad

Well its a good thing your in the humor forum... that should cheer you up.

my turtle poem would do the trick...

that's the long poem, right?

or the longfellow?

neither... read it and weep

Maybe Tico could give CL a kewpie doll. They're very cute.

I like your poem, RP.





<pssst, Intrepid - you didn't win>

Tico and CL are going to the fair together? Is it far?

I just called my A2K bookie and put a thousand dollars on Region to end this thread.

Call it a hunch.

Someone go get him, I'm ready to end this.

Joe

A long fellow is in short supply.

<smooch>

Okay, then we all agree, Intrepid wins.

Thanks ever for posting.

so long,

Joe

Congratulations Intrepid!

(have I told you my deja vu joke?)

This thread is, like, so last week. I can't believe I am even posting in it right now. I mean, only losers and wannabes post in here. You all think you're gonna win? Huh? Why don't you all just go away? JUST GO AWAY! Come on... Let me have this one... I've never won anything before. PLEEEEAASE??!!! My life is in the toilet. This thread is all I've got. I really need this, bad... I NEED IT!!! I mean, there are plenty of other good threads for making jokes and stuff... you don't have to do it in here. Have some goddamn compassion, for christ's sake...
I'm an old man. I don't think I can hold on much longer.

echi- One person's "last week" is another's nostalgia. Hang in there, kid. We have a long, bumpy ride ahead of us!

You know what you are, Phoenix? You're a mean person!!! There, I said it. And that goes for anybody else who continues to post in here!

(That oughta' put an end to that.)

Poor echi- So upset- Aw, come here! <plants wet smooch on echi's forehead> Feel better, now!

You know echi, that whole toilet thing reminds me ... who thinks 1 square of toilet paper on the roll is actually leaving toilet paper on the roll?

Sheesh!