@neologist,
neologist wrote:
Is it "What's up doc?"
Or, "Whassamatta Torquemada?"
I'd go for "I wish you to experience severe pain so that you may understand the horrors you perpetrated upon others, and then, (because I strive towards being able to have compassion for all living beings and wish enlightmentment for them) that you have an epiphany whereupon you repent of your actions and attempt with whatever putative powers you have as a dead person to make life for humans better, to endow all with empathy and goodwill and tolerance, and while you're at it, to do your damndest for all other lifeforms and the planet in general Torquemada."
But guess it lacks a little punch, eh?