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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 05:22 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:

so last night i dreamt i was in a pool with a large aquatic mammal, and i was it's pet-like play-thing... very pleasant...

R(am i in the right thread?)P


There IS no RIGHT thread for that.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 05:58 am
@Joe Nation,
Quote:
I thought I would mention that global warming or climate change has altered the species of plants growing in or near Walden Pond.

Ny Times today.


And they're absolutely sure it's not just an after-effect of all the hot air that Thoreau expelled while he was there?
Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 09:44 am
@patiodog,
So global warming began with Thoreau. Live and loin.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 02:30 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

So global warming began with Thoreau. Live and loin.


I always feel uncomfortable with that "loin"...coming, as it does, from a predator.

Shivers a little.....
Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:08 pm
@dlowan,
Quit your shivering, bunny. This predator couldn't catch a snail stuck in molasses these days.

Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 04:35 pm
@Roberta,
still quite menacing, nonetheless...
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 07:12 pm
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:

still quite menacing, nonetheless...


It's dem eyes.......brrrrrr.....
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 09:02 pm
Nice to know I've got some menace. We predators do have our standards.
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 09:37 pm
@Roberta,
Not as menacing as a stinky pair of work boots.
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 10:01 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Not as menacing as a stinky pair of work boots.


Workboots are as fubsy puppies in my eyes smell-wise (especially after last week.).

Pshaw to you.
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 28 Oct, 2008 10:04 pm
@dlowan,
Okay, fine, but that necrotic, infected, pus-oozing, 2-inch-long polyp we pulled out of kitty's ear today would at least make you crinkle your nose.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 12:16 am
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Okay, fine, but that necrotic, infected, pus-oozing, 2-inch-long polyp we pulled out of kitty's ear today would at least make you crinkle your nose.



I never said anything about necrotic, infected, pus-oozing, 2-inch-long polyps, you know, just work boots.


Oh how you must love your job!!!!


I think this everytime Miranda eats too much grass, and gets all her poohs connected by tough strands of said grass, and they get all stuck, and she comes screaming and yelling for help, and I have to grab the one sticking out of her bum (I use toilet paper to assist) and hold on tightly while she runs away and the firmly grassed togther string of poohs unwind like cotton from a spool, and are left in my hand.

Good times.
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:03 am
@dlowan,
Silly rabbit, grass if for smoking.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 07:48 am
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Silly rabbit, grass if for smoking.


Not for cats.
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 08:00 am
@dlowan,
Yes, I suppose if I think back to my childhood I do remember riding in the back of the family car through across the heartland and seeing herds of happily munching felids at pasture, the air redolent with the semi-sweet scent of cat manure...
Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 02:08 pm
Never thought of myself as a swooner. Returned to consciousness from the pus/ear thing to find the grass/poop thing.

Maybe I shoulda left this thread ended.
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 02:09 pm
@Roberta,
Ain't nature beautiful?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 02:44 pm
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Yes, I suppose if I think back to my childhood I do remember riding in the back of the family car through across the heartland and seeing herds of happily munching felids at pasture, the air redolent with the semi-sweet scent of cat manure...


You think that is sarcastic....but my last two cats have been dedicated grazers.

When still in my previous house, when let out, they would head for the lawn and graze contentedly for a number of minutes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 02:45 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

Never thought of myself as a swooner. Returned to consciousness from the pus/ear thing to find the grass/poop thing.

Maybe I shoulda left this thread ended.


Nah.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 03:02 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Nah.
the wabbit and i are in agreement for once...
 

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