ehBeth wrote:That thing above your eyebrows and below the ceiling.
I understand your irritation. What would
you know about hats?
ehBeth wrote:Hat.
That thing above your eyebrows and below the ceiling.
[size=7]this ought to be good[/size]
My.ears
Them.aim't.mo.hats.
Them's.earcosies.
Homestly!!!
Dom't.deeruahuahas.kmow.mothimg
i hear the wabbit got a keyboard that works, so i've decided to take her off IGNORE...
VALENTINE’S DAY
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the bastard."
Is this Melissa from 168th and Tremont? I know that kid.
Roberta wrote:Is this Melissa from 168th and Tremont? I know that kid.
We all know that kid.
Was that kid you?????????
You'd be smart like that....
ROFLMAO. I was thinking that kid mighta been me. Trying to remember if, in fact, it was me. It was the kind of thing I used to come up with. I used to drive my parents crazy. Amusing and just a little scary.
Roberta wrote:ROFLMAO. I was thinking that kid mighta been me. Trying to remember if, in fact, it was me. It was the kind of thing I used to come up with. I used to drive my parents crazy. Amusing and just a little scary.
Heheheheeheheeh.....
I knew it.
I could feel it in my waters.
Region Philbis wrote:define "waters"...
You're a germ...you don't HAVE waters.
precisely why i wanna learn about it... now spill
Region Philbis wrote:precisely why i wanna learn about it... now spill
It's a mammal thing.....it would be like describing fractals to a person born blind.
It's mysterious and deep and multi-cellular.
Region Philbis wrote:i'm listening...
Well, it is the time for children to listen to herar the sleighbells in the snow, you know.
However, you have no ears.
wabbit, you have ears enough for the both of us...
Region Philbis wrote:wabbit, you have ears enough for the both of us...
Yes...but there are no nerves connecting us.
