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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:19 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Region, I still think your avatar looks like a fat little eskimo kid, alarmed the approach of a polar bear.

and so it shall be, from this day forth...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:27 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
she does that... *






* this would be a great place for a Rolling Eyes emoticon, but i'm not gonna be the one




I STRONGLY advise against it.


































Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes







Germs don't even HAVE eyes.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:29 pm
that wabbit wrote:
Germs don't even HAVE eyes.

all the more reason to utilize an emoticon :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:32 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
that wabbit wrote:
Germs don't even HAVE eyes.

all the more reason to utilize an emoticon :wink:



Not THAT one. That one sucks.


It's a BAAAAAD emoticon.


Do you know, marriage counsellors somewhere in the US have worked out thay can predict if a marriage will survive or not, depending on whether one or both partners uses that expression towards their mate?


It's a killer.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:34 pm
Shocked That's why my marriage failed.... :wink:
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:35 pm
http://www.jfsillustrator.com/images/wink.gif
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:40 pm
I hate to interrupt, but this thread needs to wind down.

The sixth sign is upon us.

People have flooded KC despite a two hour delay to witness the coming of the Apocolypse....more on another thread....

Bunny, how's the construcion coming. I want you to have a good night's sleep before the end... :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Nov, 2007 06:44 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
http://www.jfsillustrator.com/images/wink.gif



What's that supposed to mean?


Rockhead wrote:
I hate to interrupt, but this thread needs to wind down.

The sixth sign is upon us.

People have flooded KC despite a two hour delay to witness the coming of the Apocolypse....more on another thread....

Bunny, how's the construcion coming. I want you to have a good night's sleep before the end... :wink:





The bed???? I am sleeping on the base with a mattress on top. Haven't looked for atuff to fix the wheels with yet..I am checking how workable the base is first. I think it may be too soft.
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2007 04:01 pm
Thanks goodness we can all move on now...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2007 04:04 pm
what a relief...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Nov, 2007 08:46 pm
Are these wrong???



The Future of Nursery Rhymes




Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.







It's Raining, It's Pouring.

Oh ****, it's Global Warming.





Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.







Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

"What have u got there?"

Said the pie man unto Simon

Pies you dickhead.







Mary had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its arse

and turned its wool to nylon.







Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cause he was gay.







Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.







Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 03:30 am
dlowan wrote:
Are these wrong???

no... 'cept for the ones that don't rhyme...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 09:04 am
Region Philbis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Are these wrong???

no... 'cept for the ones that don't rhyme...



That's on purpose...for dramatic effect.


Do goims "get" poetry?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 01:14 pm
Everything but clerihews.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 05:19 pm
poetry, schmoetry.

just gimmee a spoonerism, and i'm good to go...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 05:24 pm
Dammit Germ, in the middle of the night I woke up with the ultimate Spoonerism.....but I dint wake up with it this morning, and I don't sleep with a pen and paper.

I will try to recreate it, but I would have to recreate my shitty yesterday, and there is not enough rice in China.... Shocked

(not that I was thinking of you in my sleep... Rolling Eyes )

RH
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 05:37 pm
i think of them constantly, but rarely get them written down or typed up...


Quote:
(not that I was thinking of you in my sleep... Rolling Eyes )

don't go there Exclamation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 06:17 pm
jespah wrote:
Everything but clerihews.



Clerihews are essential!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 06:20 pm
(consulting Wikipedia to avoid being uneducated AND Kansan)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Dec, 2007 06:45 pm
Edmund Clerihew Bently
Created Philip Trent. He
Also defined the norm
For his eponymous poetic form.



Father Brown
Gained wide renown.
Not for prayerbooks or hyminals,
But for collaring criminals.



Agatha Christie
Wrote plot lines so twisty,
Whodunit we'd never know
If it weren't for the little grey cells of Poirot.
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