Dammit Germ, in the middle of the night I woke up with the ultimate Spoonerism.....but I dint wake up with it this morning, and I don't sleep with a pen and paper.
I will try to recreate it, but I would have to recreate my shitty yesterday, and there is not enough rice in China....
(not that I was thinking of you in my sleep...

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RH