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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Thomas
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2007 10:23 am
jespah wrote:
Many have tried, and much voodoo has been expended, in attempting to end this thread. I have dolls that look like practice dummies for acupuncturists, even.

It'll be a supremely ironic day when I wake up, look at the "New Posts" list, and see that you've started the inevitable thread "Do I have the power to end a thread? 2".
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2007 03:45 pm
Roberta wrote:
So, bunny, how big could a giraffe be if it hatches out of an egg? So it's a little on the short side.

Dem bunnies is demanding.

Jes, you keep bagels in the refrigerator? Tsk.



The size of the giraffe, she explained patiently, depends upon the size of the egg.



Thomas wrote:
jespah wrote:
Many have tried, and much voodoo has been expended, in attempting to end this thread. I have dolls that look like practice dummies for acupuncturists, even.

It'll be a supremely ironic day when I wake up, look at the "New Posts" list, and see that you've started the inevitable thread "Do I have the power to end a thread? 2".




That would smeg the mystique.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2007 04:01 pm
dlowan wrote:

The size of the giraffe, she explained patiently, depends upon the size of the egg.





The largest egg ever (from a dinosaur) would produce a very small giraffe. Cute as the dickens, though.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2007 04:35 pm
Roberta wrote:
dlowan wrote:

The size of the giraffe, she explained patiently, depends upon the size of the egg.





The largest egg ever (from a dinosaur) would produce a very small giraffe. Cute as the dickens, though.



Mebbe giraffes lay HUGE eggs?
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2007 05:30 pm
Pocket-sized giraffes, convenient for all purposes and can easily fit into carry-on bags.

PS There are, I admit, some bagels in the freezer. I found them while searching for ice cream and moved aside the fake bacon and what was either old baking soda or something I cooked before we moved to Boston.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 09:59 am
there are????????????
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Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 10:39 am
What is fake bacon? Is it made of counterfeited pigs?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 05:32 pm
Thomas wrote:
What is fake bacon? Is it made of counterfeited pigs?



Don't you call big lies "porkies" (pork pies) in Deutschland?
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 05:40 pm
reg and jes, One tsk is hardly worth a reply. You keep you bagels wherever you want, bubbelehs.

I have no idea what fake bacon is. Is it something I should know about? I have a feeling that even without knowing what it is, I prefer the nonfake variety.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 05:57 pm
Doesn't anybody else want to know what was really in that bag of white powder??

Joe(emergency trading goods??)Nation
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 10:50 pm
fake bacon = turkey bacon
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 11:00 pm
we're on page 666. whoever posts here will burn in eternal lake of fire

Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

i mean, after this post.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 11:07 pm
dag wrote:
we're on page 666. whoever posts here will burn in eternal lake of fire

Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

i mean, after this post.

is that what's going on behind you then?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 28 Sep, 2007 11:44 pm
i can't answer that question.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 12:45 am
Region Philbis wrote:
fake bacon = turkey bacon

Thanks!

dagmaraka wrote:
we're on page 666. whoever posts here will burn in eternal lake of fire

Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

i mean, after this post.

Cool ... I mean, hot!
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 01:11 am
Ok, let me fry, it's kinda cold here..
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 01:20 am
dlowan wrote:
Thomas wrote:
What is fake bacon? Is it made of counterfeited pigs?

Don't you call big lies "porkies" (pork pies) in Deutschland?

You mean Schweinerei? It doesn't really mean "lie", it's more like a mean, dirty trick.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 01:35 am
Dare I post on the devil's page?









































































hell yeah.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 01:36 am
Thomas wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Thomas wrote:
What is fake bacon? Is it made of counterfeited pigs?

Don't you call big lies "porkies" (pork pies) in Deutschland?

You mean Schweinerei? It doesn't really mean "lie", it's more like a mean, dirty trick.



Well, there's language for you.


You guys probably don't have Cockney Rhyming Slang, nicht wahr?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 29 Sep, 2007 04:38 am
Well, I would just like to say that this 666 nonsense is just that, nonsense. The idea that somehow a number is connected to some form of evil is just superstition and what's that feeling coming over me -- I can't feel my hands--- some force has taken over my hands!!!

AREEGGGHHHHHH >

this thread is over.

Joe(I'm possessed now, thank you very much)Nation
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