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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:18 pm
Dutchy wrote:
YOU may feel complete.....I, on the other hand, feel in urgent need of a good autoclave.


"An autoclave is a pressurized device designed to heat aqueous solutions above their boiling point to achieve sterilization."

Are you serious dlowan? Laughing Laughing[/quote]



Ask me that question again after Gus has proclaimed that he has dreamed of YOU in his long nights in prison.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:27 pm
long, lonely, solitary nights.

when the only sound you can hear is the blump-blump-blump of your beating heart...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:29 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
long, lonely, solitary nights.

when the only sound you can hear is the blump-blump-blump of your beating heart...



You don't HAVE a heart, you insect.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:36 pm
dlowan's autoclave response caused a stirring in my loins.

Help me.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:37 pm
an icy cold black heart is still technically a heart, wabbit...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:39 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
an icy cold black heart is still technically a heart, wabbit...



No, no....YOU ACTUALLY DO NOT HAVE A HEART!


You are an insect. Insects do not have hearts.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:40 pm
The Insect Heart









How're the critters, gus?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:40 pm
dlowan, quit talking to Region and direct your attention towards me.

I need you.

I want you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:41 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
dlowan's autoclave response caused a stirring in my loins.

Help me.



Here...this should help.


http://www.walkingequipment.com/newfeb01/skil.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:42 pm
patiodog wrote:
The Insect Heart

Good to see that my mentor is still around.

Call me grasshopper, PD.

Please.








How're the critters, gus?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:42 pm
I did that wrong but wise men will figure it out.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 05:45 pm
patiodog wrote:
The Insect Heart









How're the critters, gus?


"In the abdomen, the dorsal vessel is called the heart"



It's a DORSAL VESSEL, you idiot.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 06:45 pm
"Is called the heart," stupid.

What do you think your heart is? Just a glamorous hunk of artery.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 07:22 pm
patiodog wrote:
"Is called the heart," stupid.

What do you think your heart is? Just a glamorous hunk of artery.




That thing is just a weak prototype for the elegant, four chambered wonder that powers us.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 07:45 pm
Well, aren't you just a precious homeothermocentrist.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 07:51 pm
patiodog wrote:
Well, aren't you just a precious homeothermocentrist.


You mean....you LIKE poikio music?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 08:40 pm
The man asked Thelonious Monk what sort of music he enjoyed.

"All kinds," said Monk.

"Even country?" asks the man.

Monk doesn't say anything.

"You said you liked all kinds of music. Does that include country?"

Monk turns to his manager and says, "I don't think this man listens very good."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 08:45 pm
patiodog wrote:
The man asked Thelonious Monk what sort of music he enjoyed.

"All kinds," said Monk.

"Even country?" asks the man.

Monk doesn't say anything.

"You said you liked all kinds of music. Does that include country?"

Monk turns to his manager and says, "I don't think this man listens very good."


It takes all kinds.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 08:59 pm
So, as I was saying, you're narrow minded and stupid.

So, yeah, take that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 8 Apr, 2007 09:30 pm
patiodog wrote:
So, as I was saying, you're narrow minded and stupid.

So, yeah, take that.



No thanks.


I don't have anywhere to put it.


Unless you're offering a place?
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