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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 04:40 pm
it was an honest mistake... sheesh.
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 04:43 pm
Actually, reg, that's my lost bag.

It was made by a blind leatherworker in the south of Malawi who's never seen a cucumber in his life. Any resemblance to a pickle is strictly coincidental.



And, yes, I did lose my luggage that way.

Had some garlicy, briny green thing at a deli there, too.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 04:52 pm
patiodog wrote:
Yes, and you've been a veeeeeeeeeeery good boy. A bubby for my good bubby.



You've seen "Bad Boy Bubby"?
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 04:57 pm
No!

But I might try to track it down now that I've heard of it...
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 04:59 pm
FACT:
all pickles start out being cucumbers...
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:01 pm
Even pickled okra? That's amazing...
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:06 pm
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
(hey, that was dag on this thread. odd........)




(Dag's always odd.....why remark on it because she is odd here?)


Evil or Very Mad I can also leave.




No I cannot.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:06 pm
okra is okra.
always has bean, always will be...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:18 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
(hey, that was dag on this thread. odd........)




(Dag's always odd.....why remark on it because she is odd here?)


Evil or Very Mad I can also leave.




No I cannot.



Pleased to hear it, Dagglepuss!
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Roberta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:20 pm
patiodog wrote:
http://photos7.flickr.com/11602778_6152019041_m.jpg


This is a dill pickle. Feh pooh.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:29 pm
looks kosher to me...
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Roberta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 05:32 pm
Kosher pickles can be dill and sour. Dont like dill.
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 06:26 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
okra is okra.
always has bean, always will be...


I'm okra, you're okra.

But not all okra is pickled.














And I refuse to believe that there are no kosher sweet pickles.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 07:13 pm
patiodog wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
okra is okra.
always has bean, always will be...


I'm okra, you're okra.

But not all okra is pickled.














And I refuse to believe that there are no kosher sweet pickles.



That's because you're the sweetest guy...er dog...on earth.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 10:58 pm
Yeah, there are other kinds of pickles beside dill and sour. I disdain them. And I don't think they're especially sweet.
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Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Mar, 2007 11:22 pm
Roberta wrote:
Yeah, there are other kinds of pickles beside dill and sour. I disdain them. And I don't think they're especially sweet.


"Pickle me grandmother" we used to hear on our TV some years ago, I can assure I loved my 'pickle' because she was so sweet.

dlowan would remember the comedian I'm referring to.
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 06:12 am
i know the answer... but i ain't sayin'.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 01:29 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
i know the answer... but i ain't sayin'.



Cough up or I'll rip yer bloody arms off?

If you had arms, you goggle eyed misbegotten son of a green amoebum!






(That it, Dutchy?)
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 02:54 pm
i got arms... two to be exact

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6260/btbt9.jpg

despite the rude threats, i will graciously give you a hint:

    [size=9]RH[/size]
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Wed 7 Mar, 2007 02:58 pm
Rita Hayworth?






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My necktie is asleep,
And the combo went back to New York,
The jukebox has to take a leak,
And the carpet needs a haircut,
And the spotlight looks like a prison break,
'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes,
And the balcony is on the make,
And the piano has been drinking.

The piano has been drinking,
And the menus are all freezing,
And the light man's blind in one eye,
And he can't see out of the other,
And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid,
And he showed up with his mother,
And the piano has been drinking.

The piano has been drinking,
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler,
Cream-puff casper milktoast,
And the owner is a mental midget,
With the I.Q. of a fence post,
'Cause the piano has been drinking.

The piano has been drinking,
And you can't find your waitress,
With a Geiger counter,
And she hates you and your friends,
And you just can't get served without her,
And the box-office is drooling,
And the bar stools are on fire,
And the newspapers were fooling,
And the ashtrays have retired,
'Cause the piano has been drinking.

The piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking,
Not me,
Not me,
Not me,
Not me,
Not me.[/size]
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