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they shoot horses, don't they?

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It is manifestly clear from your portrait that you have no points whatsoever.

i do so have a point.
a big'un.
you just can't see it on my avatar, because its on the dark side...

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Region Philbis wrote:

they shoot horses, don't they?

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It is manifestly clear from your portrait that you have no points whatsoever.

i do so have a point.
a big'un.
you just can't see it on my avatar, because its on the dark side...

Nonsense.

Apropos of which:

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Daddy, where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food we eat goes into our tummies and our bodies break down the food with strong acid, then we take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds, her bottom lip quivering, then she asks:

"And Tigger?"

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i don't get it...

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Region Philbis wrote:

i don't get it...

What, you paramecium of very little brain, have you never heard of Winnie the Pooh?

Shocked

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ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I got it right away inasmuch as that little tome of A.A. Milne's has long been one of my favorite books. I once had a Latin translation of it (perhaps still do, tucked away in a carton somewhere). Have any of you ever read The Pooh Perplex? It's a sendup of styles of literary criticism, using the Pooh books as the lierary work under discussion.

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HOLD EVERYTHING! Isn't this thread pointless? There will be no discussion of literary criticism here. Andy, you are banished. Go to your room, and when you come back, be sure to talk drivel--like the rest of us.

btw, I got the Pooh reference right off. I am not a single-cell animal.

I see that no one is making even the slightest effort to end this thead. It will be back to the drawing board for me.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

I got it right away inasmuch as that little tome of A.A. Milne's has long been one of my favorite books. I once had a Latin translation of it (perhaps still do, tucked away in a carton somewhere). Have any of you ever read The Pooh Perplex? It's a sendup of styles of literary criticism, using the Pooh books as the lierary work under discussion.

I ADORED The Pooh Perplex!

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In the style of The Pooh Perplex, a post-modern version has been written:
Postmodern Pooh by Frederick Crews. I have only just started it, but it can hardly go wrong with chapter titles like "A Bellyful of Pooh". (Loved the Pooh Perplex -- actually quoted from it in a tutorial many years ago -- nobody blinked! Twisted Evil

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Winnie ille Pooh is worth a look if you want to brush up on your Latin.

(Sorry, Roberta. I'll try to do better [or worse] next time.)

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Merry Andrew wrote:

Winnie ille Pooh is worth a look if you want to brush up on your Latin.

(Sorry, Roberta. I'll try to do better [or worse] next time.)

Okay, Andy. But don't let it happen again.

I'm working on a plan to end the thread.

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You're just showing off that you can post images.

Boll weevils ain't closing no thread nohow.

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Tai Chi wrote:

In the style of The Pooh Perplex, a post-modern version has been written:
Postmodern Pooh by Frederick Crews. I have only just started it, but it can hardly go wrong with chapter titles like "A Bellyful of Pooh". (Loved the Pooh Perplex -- actually quoted from it in a tutorial many years ago -- nobody blinked! )

Hmmmmm...maybe the Pygmy Piggy DOES know something!

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Boll weevils. NOT. Those are cockroaches. Not showing off, but it did take me a considerable amount of time to put that together.

Not surprised. But I thought it would be worth a shot.

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dlowan wrote:

[Hmmmmm...maybe the Pygmy Piggy DOES know something!

Come on now, you're owned by a cat! You should know to never underestimate a so-called "dumb" animal Laughing

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Tai Chi wrote:

dlowan wrote:
[Hmmmmm...maybe the Pygmy Piggy DOES know something!

Come on now, you're owned by a cat! You should know to never underestimate a so-called "dumb" animal

It appears, she said witheringly, to have escaped your attentionthat I am, in point of fact, a Wabbit.

I would NEVER underestimate an animal....

However, an animal So Very Small as Yourself might well have lacked the neuronal connectivity to make such journeys into Literature as you have made.

Especially one who hangs out with a Bear of Very Little Brain.

But, the Pygmy Pig possesses, as I animadverted to above, a fine brain.

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Mean 'Boida wrote:

btw, I got the Pooh reference right off. I am not a single-cell animal.

that hurts.
hurts deep within my.... er, vacuole.

i would give you a bronx cheer, but i don't possess a tongue... or lips for that matter...

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Region Philbis wrote:

Mean 'Boida wrote:
btw, I got the Pooh reference right off. I am not a single-cell animal.

that hurts.
hurts deep within my.... er, vacuole.

i would give you a bronx cheer, but i don't possess a tongue... or lips for that matter...

Well, aren't you the sensitive little microbe. I certainly did not intend to cause pain to you vacuole or elsewhere, if you had an elsewhere.

I'm disappointed about the Bronx cheer. As a native Bronxite, I always appreciate a good Bronx cheer, even if it's directed at me. And the merster, the better.

Listen, kid. You seem like a nice enough cell. Honest, I did need mean to hurt you. Sorry.

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Boida hurt the Bug's feelings?

Fie upon thee and the boll weevils you rode in on!!!

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