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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jan, 2007 06:35 pm
patiodog wrote:
I know I can, but may I?


Heavens, Patio, you don't think we would attempt to restrict your essential Patiodogness, do you?

"Do whatever you want to do, be whatever you want to be, just so long as you don't hurt anyone."



Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jan, 2007 06:37 pm
There is nothing essential. Essence is illusion. All is action.

Gnommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jan, 2007 06:51 pm
patiodog wrote:
There is nothing essential. Essence is illusion. All is action.

Gnommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme





Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Shocked
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jan, 2007 06:54 pm
The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.

The puppy will not make a hummer joke.
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Borat Sister
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jan, 2007 08:18 pm
Please, what is hummer joke?


Humming is making music with mouth, no?
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 01:42 am
Borat Sister wrote:
Please, what is hummer joke?


Humming is making music with mouth, no?


Hi Borat Sister and welcome. Yes, humming is a kind of music made when you mouth is closed. But this is not what patiodog is referring to. A Hummer is a kind of car--a sports utility vehicle.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/2006_Hummer_H3_H1_and_H2.jpg/400px-2006_Hummer_H3_H1_and_H2.jpg

I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think that's what's he's referring to.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:29 am
I believe it also has a meaning related to a certain technique used during oral sex.....


:wink:
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 05:00 am
dlowan wrote:
I believe it also has a meaning related to a certain technique used during oral sex.....


:wink:


Got my hummers mixed up. Embarrassed Just trying to help a newby. And look what happens. I end up with a red face and a bunch of SUVs.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 05:54 am
Yep, Roberta, you blew it.

Joe(ok. that's it' Close this down)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 06:16 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Yep, Roberta, you blew it.





Then I believe we may officially declare this the most fortunate thread on the internet!




http://www.pillepalle1.de/fireworks_animated.gif
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 06:59 am
Borrowing Butrflynet's avatar. Sometimes a little red-faced smiley just ain't enough.

http://able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/16816909914592b3ad1fb45.jpg
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 09:49 am
The bag says go away, but the leopard says come hither.
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TTH
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 12:27 pm
dlowan wrote:
I believe it also has a meaning related to a certain technique used during oral sex.....


:wink:


This is new to me. I have never heard that term used before. Is this something you can enlighten me on?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 01:25 pm
tryingtohelp wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I believe it also has a meaning related to a certain technique used during oral sex.....


:wink:


This is new to me. I have never heard that term used before. Is this something you can enlighten me on?


Not on a PG-rated forum, I can't. Suffice it to say that to give somone a "hummer" derives from an old dirty joke.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:09 pm
could you maybe hum a few bars?





< phew >
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 04:53 pm
patiodog wrote:
The bag says go away, but the leopard says come hither.


The bag says I'm hiding cuz I'm embarrassed. And the leopard is a cheetah. Otherwise, your interpretation is a hundred percent right on.

Now I'm no longer embarrassed. But the leopard is still a cheetah.

As to the come hither look, mebbe yes, mebbe no. You gotta catch me to find out, Mr. Dog. Up for the chase?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 05:23 pm
Roberta wrote:
patiodog wrote:
The bag says go away, but the leopard says come hither.


The bag says I'm hiding cuz I'm embarrassed. And the leopard is a cheetah. Otherwise, your interpretation is a hundred percent right on.

Now I'm no longer embarrassed. But the leopard is still a cheetah.

As to the come hither look, mebbe yes, mebbe no. You gotta catch me to find out, Mr. Dog. Up for the chase?



Psssst.....Boida.....tie one leg up off the grounf, otherwise'll he'll never catch ya!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 05:25 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
tryingtohelp wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I believe it also has a meaning related to a certain technique used during oral sex.....


:wink:


This is new to me. I have never heard that term used before. Is this something you can enlighten me on?


Not on a PG-rated forum, I can't. Suffice it to say that to give somone a "hummer" derives from an old dirty joke.



It DOES?



I thought it derived from the humming empoyed in the technique, and which is a pretty straightforward description?



Shocked
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 05:27 pm
dlowan wrote:
Roberta wrote:
patiodog wrote:
The bag says go away, but the leopard says come hither.


The bag says I'm hiding cuz I'm embarrassed. And the leopard is a cheetah. Otherwise, your interpretation is a hundred percent right on.

Now I'm no longer embarrassed. But the leopard is still a cheetah.

As to the come hither look, mebbe yes, mebbe no. You gotta catch me to find out, Mr. Dog. Up for the chase?



Psssst.....Boida.....tie one leg up off the grounf, otherwise'll he'll never catch ya!


lol. Love dem three-legged races.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jan, 2007 06:16 pm
I can't catch no cheetah.

Nor no cheater, almost by definition.

I might be able to catch a leopard.

I could definitely catch a leper, but that'd probably put me over the legal limit.
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