patiodog wrote:I could maybe reach Guam and say good night to pueo with it, but I don't think I could scritch an Ozzian rabbit's ears.
Oh! Scritch Pueo!!! Ruffle his feathers!
You're a dog, aren't you? So make like a dog. Find a stick. Fetch!
You know how to fetch, don't you? Just pucker your mouth and grab.