My thoughts exactly.
Joe(Save yourself!)Nation
LTX- Now let us look at this entire matter logically. It is only a thread. It does not have to overtake our very lives. But there is something about it,
something existential, that draws us towards it. It is almost like this is what we have been searching for all of our lives. We hear the siren's song, and we respond!!!
Perhaps I need to embrace the thread and become one with it...A sort of A2K satori.
Yes, that's it ! A Zen approach .
Join it! which is what I am now doing with everyones permission?
I don't know.....
<giggles>
shari6905 wrote:Join it! which is what I am now doing with everyones permission?
Shari, in order to join this thread, you have to tell a joke. I just made that rule up, but I like it.
<tapping foot, waiting on Shari's joke>
She's really trying my patience!!!
Shari- Well, where the hell is your joke? We can't wait around all day! :wink:
You want Jokes, I have got some jokes.....sorry it took so long. The question is do you have to like it?
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in your coming in for that."
Edgar takes the lead in the quest to shut down the thread.
An elderly couple sat at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th
wedding anniversary.
"You know" she said, "We were probably sitting in the kitchen across
from each other 50 years ago."
"Yeah" he said, "But we were probably naked."
"So let's get naked now" she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.
"You know" she said smiling lovingly "My nipples feel just as hot for
you today as they were 50 years ago."
He replied "I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and the other is
in your oatmeal."
is that a cereal joke? I hate cereal jokes. What has cereal ever done to you? Cereal has feelings you know!
He replied "I'm sure they are - one is in your coffee and the other is
in your oatmeal."
Hey, thats good for cereal! I like cereal and I have no problem with it.
Clearly it's a coffee joke, dys.
(nice goin' shari.)
Hey, Shari- Those are pretty good!
