If I guess what color crayon is I get to end the thread.
Joe(So says I)Nation
You know they've discontinued "flesh" (instead of changing the color to a slightly brown-tinged blood red, as they should have done), right?
Ooh, "spoiled flesh." That'd be a good color.
And didn't they try to have crayolas that smelled like the color??
Red=Cherry
Yellow= lemon
Black=licorice
Did I dream this?
Can you replicate the smell of blueberries?
Joe(I was going to guess Cerulean )Nation
I ain't smellin no brown crayon. No way.
You guys are really perverted. Goin' around sniffin' crayons. How kinky can you get?
What do you smell, Andrew?
I ain't tellin'
What I'm a-smellin'.
Last year it was bicycle seats.
Joe(banned from the parks now)Nation
I worry about Joe.
First he packs up and leaves a perfectly lovely little city with green parks, blue skies and 10-minute commutes and moves to the biggest, dirtiest, most crowded, most overpriced place he can find.
Then he starts drinking martinis. (Who wouldn't?)
Now he's sniffing bicycle seats in Central Park.
<sigh> What a slippery slope.
I hate to think what may come next.
A scratch 'n sniff topic. That's what comes next.
Oops, I just let the cat out of the bag.
PS Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
I thought curiosity killed the cat. Was that through asphyxiation, then?
The cat was put in the bag by his evil twin.
Once upon a time, long, long ago at a website yclept Abuzz there was an entire thread devoted to an investigation of where that expression 'let the cat out of the bag' came from. It was the poster hight Ridinghood who started that tread, I trow. And I had the last the word on that, I wot. Queries, anyone?
Frequently sold as a weedwacker, the old "cat in the sort of slick canvas bag you see holding pieces of furniture or bundles of cheap lumber" scam has been used to great profit in recent years.
Would a prop comic who worked in malodorous items be commercially viable?
