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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Amigo
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 07:08 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Me too. I'm outta here.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 10:24 am
ok, now that those two are gone, lets get back to the matter at hand -- namely killing this thread already...

so what did the Dough Dough Bird say to the amoeba?







(note: i'm NOT an amoeba, i'm a paramecium)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 03:46 pm
You all look alike to us.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:06 pm
I still say Region's avatar looks like a fat eskimo, frightened by the approach of a polar bear.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:10 pm
Quote:
You all look alike to us.

http://www.biologycorner.com/resources/paramecium.gif
.......... Paramecium

http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/canwaters-eauxcan/bbb-lgb/creatures-animaux/images/amoeba.gif
.......... Amoeba


as you can see, wabbit, we've got a lot more parts than our under-developed cousins...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:13 pm
Quote:
I still say Region's avatar looks like a fat eskimo, frightened by the approach of a polar bear.

i can see the fat askimo, but no, not startled by a bear.

trying to get out of a sleeping bag with a stuck zipper, maybe...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:14 pm
I've always meant to ask you a question, Region, and now that you are here, I guess this would be the time.

Do you find me attractive?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:20 pm
i've always wanted to unclasp those bib-alls...
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:23 pm
That's the best idea yet, Region!

The sight of that would kill anything. Even this thread.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 08:23 pm
I've suspected that, but I just needed to know for sure.

Let's keep this our little secret, shall we.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 09:21 pm
Gus I've always held an admiration for you as well. You toil the fields with those sinewy hands as the sweat pours off your well-toned body. However, you view me with disgust as you see me and my little health-club muscles trying to be the man that you are. I hang my head in shame.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jul, 2006 11:22 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
You all look alike to us.

http://www.biologycorner.com/resources/paramecium.gif
.......... Paramecium

http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/canwaters-eauxcan/bbb-lgb/creatures-animaux/images/amoeba.gif
.......... Amoeba


as you can see, wabbit, we've got a lot more parts than our under-developed cousins...


I say the amoeba has been left undetailed.


That's hate art!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 06:11 am
NickFun wrote:
Gus I've always held an admiration for you as well. You toil the fields with those sinewy hands as the sweat pours off your well-toned body. However, you view me with disgust as you see me and my little health-club muscles trying to be the man that you are. I hang my head in shame.


You realize of course, Nick, that I could snap you like a dried twig if so inclined, but because you are man enough to admit that your health-club muscles would be useless against muscles that have been honed in the fields I will spare you a beating.

You're a good and honest man, NickFun.

Now..... go on..... get out of here.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 08:05 am
I...I'm leaving. I know when I've been licked. You DID lick me right?
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 10:02 am
d.wabbit wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
You all look alike to us.

http://www.biologycorner.com/resources/paramecium.gif
.......... Paramecium

http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/canwaters-eauxcan/bbb-lgb/creatures-animaux/images/amoeba.gif
.......... Amoeba


as you can see, wabbit, we've got a lot more parts than our under-developed cousins...


I say the amoeba has been left undetailed.


That's hate art!!!!

nope.
that's all there is --
a nucleus, a pseudopodium, and a nondescript circle that may or may not be a contractile vacuole.

i like to tease them because they don't even have pores (neither mouth nor anal...)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 10:05 am
That's what Jespah told me.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:05 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
d.wabbit wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
Quote:
You all look alike to us.

http://www.biologycorner.com/resources/paramecium.gif
.......... Paramecium

http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/canwaters-eauxcan/bbb-lgb/creatures-animaux/images/amoeba.gif
.......... Amoeba


as you can see, wabbit, we've got a lot more parts than our under-developed cousins...


I say the amoeba has been left undetailed.


That's hate art!!!!

nope.
that's all there is --
a nucleus, a pseudopodium, and a nondescript circle that may or may not be a contractile vacuole.

i like to tease them because they don't even have pores (neither mouth nor anal...)



Why are your kind in colour, and their kind in mingy black and white?


Who knows what wonders they keep in their seemingly simple innards?


Occom's Razor and all that.....
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 09:52 pm
They keep razors in their innards??? Doesn't that smart a bit?
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Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:20 pm
"Go gargle with razor blades!"

-- Joe Pyne
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jul, 2006 04:48 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
They keep razors in their innards??? Doesn't that smart a bit?


Just for awhile, then they get kind of sleepy eyed and drift off.

J
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