Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

Now that the old coot is back we can end this thread.

Go away/

Joe(all of you )Nation

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I love you, Stray Cat. The reason I have been gone is because I knew I could never have you. I wandered in the desert for many days, trying to cast your from my mind, but your feline image kept invading -- kept taunting me. The whiskers, the soft purr..... it was all too much... I had to come back.

I needed to hear your sweet cat voice once more.

I needed to feel alive.

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Pass the Pepto Bis-mol

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I...I... I... don't know what to say, Stray Cat.

My fingers are making feeble efforts right now to stem the flow of tears which cascade down my cheeks.

As the midwife to your A2k birth, or your A2k mummy, or whatever the hell I am, I expect notice of these disappearances in future.

People kept coming to me and asking where were you?...would you come back?...were you ok?...could they loot the swamp yet?

I felt footling and ineffectual.

You don't want to make mama feel footling and ineffectual again, Gus.

Believe me you don't....

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Though, I must say, Footling and Ineffectual (two of my toy boys) have been looking mighty perky.....mighty perky....

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I also entertained feelings for Joe Nation while I was incarcerated. I envisioned him with a banker's brim, a pencil in his pocket, and reams of fabric behind him, enticing me, beckoning me, to purchase his fabric, and, perhaps, to dance with him on the docks of the city.

I like Joe. But... at some point.... a man has to draw the line.

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Is he going to tell us where he's been???? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!

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If he told us he'd have to kill us. Best we don't know.

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Quote:

I needed to hear your sweet cat voice once more.

I needed to feel alive.

Awww, shucks. (looking down at ground, kicking a pebble)

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Lash wrote:

Is he going to tell us where he's been???? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!

Lash, the judge had a look of grim determination on his face as he pounded the gavel on his well-polished mahogany desk and said, "Mr. Ratzenhofer, I sentence you to ninety days in the county jail, with sixty days stayed."

I tipped my hat and said, "Thank you, Your Honor."

The deputies escorted me from the courtroom and I served my time like a good citizen should.

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Jail time, eh?...Something tells me that's the closest we'll ever come to the truth...

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dlowan wrote:

More **** money than **** sense.

That's what my MIL used to say to me all the time Laughing

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Just got back from a couple of weeks in the Sandwich Islands and I see this thread is still not ended. Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do.

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What kind of sandwich?

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BLT. On rye toast.

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Well, that explains everything.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

BLT. On rye toast.

Rye toast???? No BLT worth its salt would be on anything but white bread!

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What's white bread?

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YOU ARE Mr Joe Nation.

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Joe Nation wrote:

What's white bread?

I was wondering the same thing, Joe. Just too embarrassed in my ignorance to ask. Thx for stepping up to the plate.

Merry (if it's WonderBread, may I be excused, please?) Andrew

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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

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