Allan: "So that's it we are breaking up?"
Elaine: "What? We went out on one date!"
Allan: "Okay fine, yeah, whatever you say. So. See you around big head. You got a big head, it's too big for your body."
Elaine: (laughing) "That's it, that is the best you got?" (Allan walks out.)
Elaine is then shown sitting in the middle of the back seat of a cab. The taxi driver asks her "Lady, could you move your head a bit, I can't see out the back." Elaine has to crouch down. Later, she is walking through a park when a small bird flies into her head and is knocked to the ground. A man on a park bench sees this and says to Elaine "A bird hit your head. It's like he couldn't avoid it." Back in the coffee shop with Jerry and George, Elaine arrives with a scarf over her head saying "A bird ran into my giant freak head... I'm a walking candy cane." Jerry tells her that Allan's break-up comment is getting to her so Elaine decides to get back at Allan by showing him "that it doesn't bother me, you know, laugh it off. Or jam a fork into his forehead."
The End.
Crazielady420 wrote:I am going out tonight, anyone wanna send me some outfits ideas?
Here you are. I'm not sure about the sword tho.
There's a Soup Nutsy down where I work.
Damn good stuff.
FEATURED SOUPS FOR
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2006
TRY OUR RICE BOWLS !
Delicious bowls of rice covered with rich soup in a variety of flavours.
Italian Wedding
In Italy they call this soup Minestra Maritata, a flavourful marriage of meat and vegetables. In our hearty version, you will find a tantalizing combination of fresh chicken, mini meatballs, California spinach, select pasta and Italian herbs.
Creamy Garden Vegetables
Farmers beans, corn, carrots, and broccoli are simmered until tender in a delicate cream broth. Simple and delicious.
Altho Crazie, come to think of it, I'd really just go with this one if I were you.
Of course, thats just because it is just a weekday. Gotta not overdo it and all.
Now,
if it were Saturday...
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Who died and made you god?
I'm hungry, pass the soup bowls. And, who ate all the brownies?????
I like the pumpernickel soup bowls.
<phoenix, which one of his soups are you looking for?>
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uh oh, coitus interruptus!
Much like Seinfeld... A thread about nothing.
Go read a book, people.
(Are there any brownies left ?)
oh my God, he thought he'd kill the thread by making us feel guilty for wasting our time-- and it almost worked on me! I left! But then I realized his game an instant later and came right back. So ha!
I'm reading a crappy book right now anyway.
I ate Japanese for dinner!
Twas good.
Behind the serving line, a black man with violet contact lenses tried to teach the Japanese guy some silly slang phrase involving a peace sign. He said five hundred times. You'd think I'd remember it.
So, who won?
Does anyone have any good soup recipes that they wouldn't mind sharing? I am so hungry right now and after seeing that soup ad that someone posted, I am just drooling. HUNGER!!!
Brownies
glass cake pan
One box Duncan Hines Brownie Mix
one egg
1/3 cup of water
one large cup sinsemilla or local crop of tops.
Sh-t, forgot to tell you to pre-heat oven. 350, I guess.
Okay, don't overmix this bash like the first zzz-one.
put in oven.
set timer like forty minutes.
don't go to sleep.
Don't eat half of them before they are cool.
Joe(i'm cool)Nation
Nothin' cooler than the Olympic opening ceremonies. Love that torch. Love that flame.
