Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

Your avatar next to the jumping jacks guy is just about enough for a whole workout video.

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Pooky, would you spot me?

http://www.positivefitness.net/animated_20pushup.gif

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Um...err... in case you didn't notice..... THE GIRL LEFT Laughing

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Pooky's busy. Can I help?

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oh, she'll be back.
we tried to quit this thread last week... didn't work.

The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought she was a goner
But the cat came back; she just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea...

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Now old mr. Johnson had some troubles of his own,
he had a pooky cat that just wouldn't leave his home,
he tried and he tried to give the pooky cat away,
he gave it to a green man going far far away.

The end ~~~

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Bravo!

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Now old mr. Johnson had some troubles of his own,
he had a pretty butterfly that just wouldn't leave his home,
he tried and he tried to give the butterfly away,
he gave it to a green man going far far away.

The end.... again

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Got any more?

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Now old mr. Johnson had some troubles of his own,
he had a green mutant Philbis that just wouldn't leave his home,
he tried and he tried to give the green thing away,
he gave it to a pooky cat going far far away.

The end The end The end

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So, the end is nigh?

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There once was a guy named Intrepid
He should have ended this thread but he kept it
going and going,
with bad poetry
and posts increasingly tepid.

Joe(thinkQ, ThinkQ very mush)Nation

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With poetry like that, this thread should die an immediate death.

Intrepid (poetry is in my soul) Intrepid

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Try as we might, We won't end this thread,
within one hundred years
when we're all dead

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"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"

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I'm not buying it. I think you're from the future.

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No mention of Denny Crane though! Laughing

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I have a thing for William Shatner, what a sexy cad!
He absolutely overacted every part he had.
A sterling lack of realism, that is what I need.
The hyperbole of fakery, Shatner-esque, indeed!

His mits are on my pooky-cat, wtf is up wid dat?
She's a silky stripe-ed cat, who has an art show soon.
At this point, I write syllabi
that correspond with rhyme, and I

...
just stop now.

Razz

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Intrepid wrote:

"I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"

<ROTFLMAO>

That is GREAT! Best laugh I've had all day! Even better than the "Worst Opening Paragraph" thread!!! Bravo! (cough, cough, splutter...)

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Region Philbis wrote:

oh, she'll be back.
we tried to quit this thread last week... didn't work.

The cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought she was a goner
But the cat came back; she just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea...

Whazzat s'posed to mean?! I've quit this thread completely! Jeez.

Now get back to those push-ups, Reege.

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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

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