A friend of mine was doing her dishes last summer and just happened to glance out the window just in time to see a coyote loping across her back yard with her chihuahua in its mouth.
My friend let out a shriek as the coyote casually jumped over the fence and melted into the forest.
Read a good article about coyotes recently, might have even saved it, will post if I can find it.
Gus, I am sending you subliminal messages - I announce this in case you need to heighten your antennae - re showing up in Chicago, as a coyote or otherwise.
I might show up as a coyote. I had never thought of that possibility.
Gus all dressed up and ready to go Chicago:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:J_B wrote:watch out for marauding coyotes though. We had a hellofascreeching fight in the back yard last night.
Why was I under the impression that J_B lived in the heart of Chicago, far from the meanderings of coyotes?
nope, nope, nope. Over the river and through the woods, and all that...
Pssst... over here.
Don't see no marshals to enforce that closing.
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Weird is a word that is simply not used often enough around here......
Weird.
I wanna know how those thumb tips are being marketed. Who would buy one, and for what?
maybe its for people with short, stubby thumbs?
Friend of a friend in Tulsa kept a coyote as a pet. Got a phonecall one night from one of the neighbors says his coyote's in their fenced backyard trying to get out. Goes over there and opens the gate and there's the coyote in the dark end of the yard. He walks over there and the thing starts snarling at him, but he figgers he can settle him down at home, takes his coat off and kinda nets up the snapping, kicking thing and he walks the three houses over back to his own place.
Now, two things happened when he booted open his back gate 1) the coyote in the coat got his head out just about the time that 2) the fella saw his own coyote laying there in his yard.
Then things got interesting.
Joe(I'm on vacation)Nation
Close this Thread!!!
don't leave us a-hangin', Joe, tell us the rest of the story...
Joe tell us the end of this story right now!!!
Yeah! Did the guy need thumb tips after that, or what? :wink:
I'm not telling until you close this thread.
Joe(There is blood and a boot being used as a glove involved)Nation
Then we will never know. I suspect Joe murdered his neighbors. THAT'S why he doesn't want to say anything. You bastard!
