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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 07:08 pm
verboodengluden
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 07:42 pm
My man Godfrey will end this thread before the night is out

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/monocle-goldthread.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:02 pm
dlowan wrote:
Eva wrote:
What? You'll bite her toe??





The goddamn deeruahua is UNDER the foot of Godzilla, whom I have hired for the occasion, haven't you seen Bambi meets Godzilla?




No cultcha, these goddesses, none at all...


Ahem.

That is a BUNNY under the foot of Godzilla, not a "deeruahua."

Geez. Deb's sure having an off day. She can't see straight, and she can't spell. Guess that's to be expected after being stepped on by Godzilla, though.

Here, bunny, have a carrot. Really, do. They're supposed to be good for your eyesight.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 04:08 am
Eva wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Eva wrote:
What? You'll bite her toe??





The goddamn deeruahua is UNDER the foot of Godzilla, whom I have hired for the occasion, haven't you seen Bambi meets Godzilla?




No cultcha, these goddesses, none at all...


Ahem.

That is a BUNNY under the foot of Godzilla, not a "deeruahua."

Geez. Deb's sure having an off day. She can't see straight, and she can't spell. Guess that's to be expected after being stepped on by Godzilla, though.

Here, bunny, have a carrot. Really, do. They're supposed to be good for your eyesight.









Honestly dearie, you'll have to keep off the ambrosia.


THAT IS A GODDAMN DEER!


It came from a search for "Bambi meets Godzilla".



Since when is Bambi a damn Wabbit?


Woman can't even quote right...
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 05:20 am
dlowan wrote:
Woman can't even quote right...


You mean they only quote left?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 05:52 am
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Woman can't even quote right...


You mean they only quote left?

right...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 06:08 am
Region Philbis wrote:
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Woman can't even quote right...


You mean they only quote left?

right...



No, no...right is WRONG.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 06:35 am
dlowan wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Woman can't even quote right...


You mean they only quote left?

right...



No, no...right is WRONG.


What I said...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 06:44 am
i think i have the power now

http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040913/images/powerplant.jpg
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 06:48 am
Uh, oh.

http://area51specialprojects.com/images/badger.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:19 am
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Woman can't even quote right...


You mean they only quote left?

right...



No, no...right is WRONG.


What I said...





Nonsesne...you said "right".


I say left is right.




You're gettin' most as nutty as the tart dressed up as Oyster Florentine on the half shell.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:21 am
Region Philbis wrote:
i think i have the power now

http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040913/images/powerplant.jpg




And you better watch it too, Hotpad.

We ain't GIVING you that sort of power.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:30 am
Deb, it's time for you to go to bed. You can't read anymore...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:32 am
Francis wrote:
Deb, it's time for you to go to bed. You can't read anymore...







Yes I can, I am just choosing to read it differently from how you wrote it.


I DO hope you are not attempting to stifle my creativity, or something?



Hmmmmmm?????????
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:36 am
dlowan wrote:
Francis wrote:
Deb, it's time for you to go to bed. You can't read anymore...


Yes I can, I am just choosing to read differently from how you wrote it.


Oh! That's a wee bit too twisted for a simple mind like mine...

However, Oyester Florentine is delicious:

http://web.uvic.ca/bmlp/images/flostrasin.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:42 am
Francis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Francis wrote:
Deb, it's time for you to go to bed. You can't read anymore...


Yes I can, I am just choosing to read differently from how you wrote it.


Oh! That's a wee bit too twisted for a simple mind like mine...






Simple mind my fluffy butt!


http://www.jennyandadam.com/Jenny/bunny%20tail.jpg


https://secure.powerc.net/gwenfrostic/images/small/bunnybutt.jpg

Your mind is about as simple as King Minos' maze!
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:51 am
I'll try to stay stoic in front of your fluffy butt...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:59 am
Francis wrote:
I'll try to stay stoic in front of your fluffy butt...






But...if you can see my fluffy butt, you are behind me, not in front?


Oh...lemme guess...it's all done with mirrors, right?




(I seem to be in a slightly manic mood tonight....)
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 08:11 am
dlowan wrote:
But...if you can see my fluffy butt, you are behind me, not in front?


I'm not talking about YOU but about your fluffy butt...

she even wrote:
(I seem to be in a slightly manic mood tonight....)


Why "tonight"?

(Aren't you always in a slightly manic mood?)
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 08:12 am
(relishing the fact that the Wabbit's attention is focused keenly on Francis...)
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