Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

My Binturong minions will take over the Earth in approximately 27 days. You have been warned.
Here I am conferring with El Hefe himself.

Ah, darnit!

I was *this* close to completing the training of my army of ninja wombats. But if those blasted Bintorungs of yours take over, all my effort has been in vain!

Naj, the disgruntled wombat trainer.

Would somebody please get that?

If that's for me, I'm outta town. But the check is in the mail.

Yep, it was for you. They said that if they do not receive the $126,345.22 by this afternoon, this thread will be closed.

Promises, promises...

Relax. I forwarded the $126,345.22 via PayPal this morning. All is taken care of. I, for one, don't want this thread to end. At least not yet.

not yet ... but when?

Bad move, Nickfun. They are not on PayPal. You are now out $126,345.22 and the thread will go on and on and on and on and on and.............



BTW....I think I've been framed

Damn! I don't know how many times I've fallen for that trick! I'm squandering my millions faster than I can think!

Let me know if you need to fast track on that.

Nick and Trep have very nearly murdered this lovely thread.

Again.

let's show 'em how its done...

What is our plan?

I just had to say that my daughter's fiance's childhood friend's grandparents allowed their eldest daughter, who happened to be developmentally delayed, to name her little sister, which would be daughter's fiance's childhood friend's mother.

The reasoning was the girl would never marry and know the joy of naming her own children or having her own babies. I thought that was sweet.






Daughter's fiance's childhood friend's mother's name?



Owing to her fondness for cheese noodles...






Melveeta.



I nearly pee everytime I think about it.

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That's gotta win some kind of award, Lash.

Melveeta.

Holy cow, there isn't even a decent way to make a nickname out of it.

Mel?

Eeta?

Even Vee falls flat...

Joe(Oh, wait. That's content. This thread has no content. It's over.)Nation

Yeah, Joe, I'm quite content, too. Nice to know that this thread is sooo over.