How am I going to explain THIS to the better half, wot?

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There I was, minding my own bloody business, doing some shopping, and then THIS happens.............

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4733797224379795563

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Wasn't that your better half standing just to the left of the door dressed in the nurses outfit?

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Oh boy Spanky, that's what we Irish call "flagranti".

You always can tell her that you forgot your glasses and
thought it was a kitchen gadget store, since you were looking
for a new stainless steel garlic press for Lady Ellpus as a
romantic Valentine's present.

I'm sure she'll buy that without a blink.

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I wouldn't mind, but they didn't have my copy of "Lederhosen lust" in stock.

I had to settle for "Zelda scrambles eggs", which turned out to be a french film, with english subtitles.

An hour and a half of "Le oooh! La aaagh! J'arrive, j'arrive" written all over the interesting parts.

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What a pitty, and I feel for you. "Zelda scrambles eggs"
is nothing but a cheap French reproduction of our German
bestseller "Only Lederhosen bring lust".
No culture zee French.

Do you still have the old Lederhosen with emergency flap?

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heeheehee.... that poor man!

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Just tell her the truth. You were picking up your penis extender.

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Haha, thats funny!

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

I wouldn't mind, but they didn't have my copy of "Lederhosen lust" in stock.

I had to settle for "Zelda scrambles eggs", which turned out to be a french film, with english subtitles.

An hour and a half of "Le oooh! La aaagh! J'arrive, j'arrive" written all over the interesting parts.

A shame to have a foreign tongue obscuring one's interesting parts.

Are they aware, by the way, that you were also the 2nd, 4rth, 9, and 37,134th through 116,876th customer?

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PATIODOG!!!!!!

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evening, future edumacator. nice job with the award presentation, by the way. pink is a great color on you, especially when it's short.

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Um...... thanks, doggie doctor. What pink - what short?

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Damn. It's a white minidress. Nurselike and whatnot. I thought these pills were supposed to make things look blue...

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Ooooohhhh.... that. Easy on those pills, eh?

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How am I going to explain THIS to the better half, wot?

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