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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 12:42 pm
Whelp, what do you say to your sweet wonder on Sunday morning?
Me: "If we are not going to have sex I better get up and get something done, and if we are going to have sex I better get up and brush my teeth, and if we are not going to have sex I think I'll just go back to sleep, and if we are going to have sex will do all the work?"
Her: "?"
The first time you posted this topic, it was funny.
But the second time was just an outrageous, pathetic bid for attention.
(Sometimes people just double-post accidentally, cyphercat...)
If you'd quit thinking of it as "work" you could probably stop all the yakking and get right to the action.
Otherwise it might be a good time to get the yard work done.
sozobe wrote:(Sometimes people just double-post accidentally, cyphercat...)
No more jokes for cyphercat.
Sozobe, did you really think I was serious?! I didn't think I came across as that stupid . . .
What do I say to my spouse on a Sunday morning?
"Hello dear, I will be home just as soon as Helga has released me from the rack"
cypherpuss,
How would you like me to wrap you in bubble wrap; one wrap or two? Or do you just it like right up against the cardboard?
oooh, kinky! I like it up against the cardboard, baby...mmmmm....
Spring is in the air already! woo hoo!
If on Sunday morning, my bf is lying next to me, I say "Hey, nice to see ya".
Later we get breaky. What could be better than that.
I'll be home later, maybe!
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