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A Serious Warning To All Men

 
 
Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 05:10 pm
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 05:16 pm
Men, this is not true. Beer is totally harmless, and can actually be good for you when consumed in large quantites. The yeast is good for your skin. It also makes the world -- and the woman you're with -- seem so much friendler and prettier.

So feel free to accept beer from women.

Please disregard the previous warning.
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tommrr
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 05:16 pm
mmmmmmmmm.....beer
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 06:34 pm
I hate beer.
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
Shocked Thanks for the heads-up bear. I can't believe it.
Do you have any more info on this strange "beer" substance?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 09:10 pm
I think that the remembered "something bad" is probably a weak erection.

Beer has that effect when admistered in large quantities.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 09:34 pm
boomerang wrote:
I think that the remembered "something bad" is probably a weak erection.

Beer has that effect when admistered in large quantities.


it's not a weak erection, it's brewer's droop
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jan, 2006 10:29 pm
Remember beer has been shown to contain female hormones, as well.

It makes you fat, emotional, and takes away your ability to operate an automobile.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 11:10 am
It impairs driving? ****, that explains a lot...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 11:21 am
This just in....

As the plutonium bomb is to the Hiroshima weaon,

as AIDS is to gonnorrhea

methamphetamine is to marijuana

a new and more deadly threat to men, a threat that makes beer tame is being introduced into the weaponry of women everywhere.

I speak of Jagermeister. Careful boys, a few of these and there's no telling what sort of abomination you may wake up next to.
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