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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 05:10 pm
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
Men, this is not true. Beer is totally harmless, and can actually be good for you when consumed in large quantites. The yeast is good for your skin. It also makes the world -- and the woman you're with -- seem so much friendler and prettier.
So feel free to accept beer from women.
Please disregard the previous warning.

Thanks for the heads-up bear. I can't believe it.
Do you have any more info on this strange "beer" substance?
I think that the remembered "something bad" is probably a weak erection.
Beer has that effect when admistered in large quantities.
boomerang wrote:I think that the remembered "something bad" is probably a weak erection.
Beer has that effect when admistered in large quantities.
it's not a weak erection, it's brewer's droop
Remember beer has been shown to contain female hormones, as well.
It makes you fat, emotional, and takes away your ability to operate an automobile.
It impairs driving? ****, that explains a lot...
This just in....
As the plutonium bomb is to the Hiroshima weaon,
as AIDS is to gonnorrhea
methamphetamine is to marijuana
a new and more deadly threat to men, a threat that makes beer tame is being introduced into the weaponry of women everywhere.
I speak of Jagermeister. Careful boys, a few of these and there's no telling what sort of abomination you may wake up next to.