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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 01:22 am
JESUS HAS AN ANUS
THEREFORE I WILL NEVER TAKE HIM AS MY CREATOR, AND FOR SOMEONE TO SAY ITS THE SPIRIT INSIDE THE BODY, THEN ILL SAY TO THEM THAT CHRISTIANITY SETS THE BELIEF THAT GOD IS IN FLESH AND BONE AND LOOKS LIKE US BUT IS IMMORTAL. AGAIN THE BIBLE'S GOD HAS AN ANUS.
personally the dung that I or anyone for that matter flush down the toilet is better than what is being taught about jesus today.
The aborgine of South Australia calls his God "Atnatu" because some philosopher, poet or prophet had programmed him, that the Father in Heaven is absolutely free from all needs; He is independant; He needs no food nor drink. This quality, in his primitive, un-inhibited language, he conversely named ATNATU, which literally meant "the One without an anus - the One without any flaw" - i.e. the One from Whom no impurity flows or emanates. When I started sharing this novel idea with Hindu, Muslim and Christian friends, without exception, their immediate reaction was one of mirth, they giggled and laughed. Most of them not realising that the joke was on them. The boot was on the other foot.
At least Jesus didn't talk out of His....
ali, what exactally is your point here?
It is a well known observation that when you pick your nose, that little gooey thingus that hangs on to the booger is actually a brain cell. We have here a perfectly good reason why one should not habitually pick one's nose.
Re: JESUS HAS AN ANUS
ali87 wrote:JESUS HAS AN ANUS
THEREFORE I WILL NEVER TAKE HIM AS MY CREATOR, AND FOR SOMEONE TO SAY ITS THE SPIRIT INSIDE THE BODY, THEN ILL SAY TO THEM THAT CHRISTIANITY SETS THE BELIEF THAT GOD IS IN FLESH AND BONE AND LOOKS LIKE US BUT IS IMMORTAL. AGAIN THE BIBLE'S GOD HAS AN ANUS.
personally the dung that I or anyone for that matter flush down the toilet is better than what is being taught about jesus today.
What the hell.....? This has got to be the most pathetic attempt to refute Christianity that I have ever seen.
It's laughable.
Intrepid wrote:Too late perhaps?
'Snot funny, Intrepid. I'm ashamed of you.
Re: JESUS HAS AN ANUS
ali87 wrote:JESUS HAS AN ANUS
He also had a wang, and was most likely hung like a god.
Leopagator has neither, and what a temperament! All prey to the leopagator
Is that the critter with a head on one end like a leopard and a head on the other like an alligator? I heard he was the meanest of all the critters.
Similar to the rhinogator in temperament, I believe.
Not going to laugh...
Nope... not going to do it...
Oh shoot... I just can't help myself...
Bwaaaaaaaaa hahaha!
'Snot funny! How many times must I say it?
I don't believe that Hindu's and Muslim's think about Jesus' anus too much anyway.
Christians on the other hand don't think Jesus is the Creator - that would be his daddy.
I know, I know... that whole Trinity thing is kinda tricky.
ahem... excuse me for one minute neo...
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Ok I'm done now... you're right...
snot funny at all!
It is my personal belief that I'll state for the record
that Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart, Rex Humbard and a host of others must be proof that Jesus had an anus because they are all holy ****.
This topic is old news anyway.
God obviously has an anus, else where would he have pulled George Bush from?
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