The Pizza Lady speaking to Newlyweds

My husband and I are newlyweds. Just married three months ago. Tonight for dinner we decided to go down to the little pizza place just up the road from us and get a pizza to bring home. It's family owned apprently. We walked in and the owner asked, "What would you like?" She had an accent of some sort. (I think it was greek) We joked around with her about me being the "boss" and went on our way to the store.

When we came back to pick it up my husband went in alone.

"Are you married to that girl?" she asked.

"Yes, we've only been married a couple of months.", he replied.

"Ooooh! The honeymoon is here!" She said.

Then she continued on to give my husband a little advice about marriage. She said:

"You'll find that marriage isn't all "honey". It's like a can of sh*t with a little honey at the bottom."

Then holding her hand out like she was holding a can she took her finger, dipped into it like she was tasting it, and said:

"You have to taste a lot of sh*t before you get to the honey."

Then she said: "Naaa it's really what you make of it. You can make it all honey if you want."

Bwaaaaaaa hahaha!