The Pizza Lady speaking to Newlyweds

Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 06:07 pm
My husband and I are newlyweds. Just married three months ago. Tonight for dinner we decided to go down to the little pizza place just up the road from us and get a pizza to bring home. It's family owned apprently. We walked in and the owner asked, "What would you like?" She had an accent of some sort. (I think it was greek) We joked around with her about me being the "boss" and went on our way to the store.

When we came back to pick it up my husband went in alone.

"Are you married to that girl?" she asked.

"Yes, we've only been married a couple of months.", he replied.

"Ooooh! The honeymoon is here!" She said.

Then she continued on to give my husband a little advice about marriage. She said:

"You'll find that marriage isn't all "honey". It's like a can of sh*t with a little honey at the bottom."

Then holding her hand out like she was holding a can she took her finger, dipped into it like she was tasting it, and said:

"You have to taste a lot of sh*t before you get to the honey."

Then she said: "Naaa it's really what you make of it. You can make it all honey if you want."

Bwaaaaaaa hahaha!
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 06:09 pm
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:12 pm

So, how's married life treating you?
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 01:02 am
Truthfully speaking...

So far the pizza lady's description of marriage has proved to be pretty accurate. Mostly of my own doing though...

I really like being married. It's more work than I had imagined. My husband is good to me. But there's some things we just don't see eye to eye on. It's that whole... Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus thing I think. We've learned to joke about it though. When things start to get heated sometimes I'll come out with... "Hey... would you mind joining me on Venus here??" We laugh and it seems to help us to realize we won't always agree on everything. We're both really stubborn. And if I believed in the whole zodiac sign thing I'd have to call myself a fool for marrying someone who I shared a birthday with! LOL Yup, you guessed it... we're both taurus'... Weeeeeeee....
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:56 am
Whew! Good luck, hephzibah. ;-)

How long were you together before you got married? Did you live together first?
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 01:37 pm
Bwaaaaaaa hahaha! That's the real kicker here. Are you sitting down?

We met at an online dating thing on June 10, 2005

We met in person on July 13, 2005

We were married Oct 15, 2005


He lived in CT and I lived In FL.

We did it all backwards you see. I realize this.So I can't complain too much here because we're still just getting to know each other really. LOL

Oh boy...
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 02:03 pm
I'm not surprised! I'd somehow figured as much from what you'd said so far.

Wowee though.

Good luck!!!
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 02:29 pm
Best marriage advice received so far:

"Always remember the titles of these two country and western tunes: 'Always Go Out Backwards So I Think You're Coming In;' and 'Everytime You Throw Some Dirt, You Lose a Little Ground.'"
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