Installing A Wirelss Home Security System

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots... a
really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine.

Put a really big dog dish beside it .

Stick a " Please... Make My Day" decal in the window.


And Leave a note on your front door that says something like:

"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition; be back
in 1/2 Hr.
Please don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."