Aeroplane won at last

(Place; Scotland):

Joe: I heard you are going to London.

Pal: Yes, but this time I would be going via train

Joe: why not by air?

Pal: Oh! many air crashes are occuring.

Joe: ok then have a nice time.

NEXT DAY:

Joe: (Reading the newspaper)
Head line read:
Train Crash......travelling from Scotland to London.........at time
4.30..
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crash reason: British Airways fell on the train.








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