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Why men fond of breasts..

 
 
Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:12 pm
Why r men fond of breasts.

I hate breasts
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:16 pm
You could always try the drumstick
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:19 pm
Hmmm...the things that I like about breasts.


Breasts have a life of their own, and therefore move independently.

Breasts come in all varieties, shapes and sizes.

Breasts, during summer months, are usually a lot whiter than the surrounding area, and look like headlights.

Breasts cause a phenomenon known as a cleavage.

Breasts wobble.

Breasts have things on the end that look like chapel hatpegs.

Breasts can be spun in both directions at the same time.

Breasts make good pillows.
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:20 pm
i m man
i m man

i find nothin energetic in breasts
just huge mass of flesh,skin,milk thats it!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:21 pm
Our friend has obviously not had the pleasure of being suffocated by some voluptuous woman's fun bags.
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:23 pm
I gues ur right

can u tel me what's good when u see naked breasts

First tell me ru woman or guy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:25 pm
A woman.
And even I like breasts.
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:26 pm
"Breasts:
These are what your mother, boss, wife and long term girlfriend have. They are available for private showings, but mostly are not to be brushed up against or acknowledged in public with anything more than cursory glances. Breasts are part of a whole person, and are to be regarded, at least on most occasions, with the same inert response one gives arms or earlobes. The sensual power is undeniable, but when dealing with breasts belonging to women in your life you hold love or respect for, it is best to let any erotic charge they might hold languish in the background, whether the frisson is like an elephant in the living room or a small intermittent electrical impulse. It is this very pretense that allows you to share the nomenclature for the female form with chicken parts, and later when you are alone with the owner of said parts, use the B word again to mumble the word in low tones, announcing any intention you might have to offer your more than undivided attention. All in all, the popular favorite and certainly the safest term you will ever know for the part in question, and in the right context, suitable for all ages, occasions and mixed company.

Tits:
Aside from comic reference, you will find these are unilaterally attached to those women who reveal their physical form professionally. These are the only women who will tolerate the use of said word, but I assure you that each time they hear it, you insure your place in their brain as nothing but a dollar sign, a customer, trick, paid member of the fan club or web site, or maybe just a potential mark. If you must use this word, and I have been assured that some must, it is best used only in male company and out of earshot of any owners of said parts.

Boobs:
As an epithet it is always slightly comic and generally divorced from it's mammarian association. Sometimes used by women when in the company of other women for comic effect ie. "Ouch! That hit me in the boob area!" but more often reserved for accidental utterances where one of either has begun telling a story that contains what they fear will be a socially uncomfortable moment: one where a breast is mentioned, and so in a moment of panic, accidentally refer to it as a boob because such nerve wreaking times frequently rob people of their best practices training.

Hooters:
Mercifully out of date, the word is now reserved for use in reference to the waitstaff at the eponymous restaurant, and comes up only in jest, (the less often, the better.)

Jugs:
Having fallen out of fashion, this term is almost exclusively the domain of the soon to retire and pornography. Despite its dated and markedly unstylish nature, porn merchants know what you think when you're alone and aren't afraid to put it in horrible display typefaces in 72 point bold.

Rack:
Used to describe both at once, and more the phenomenon than the individual, rack is used only for strangers, generally those who make a good impression from many feet away, so good it apparently is beyond the power of the viewer to refrain from commenting.

Chest:
A desexualized term that is most commonly used when the sexualization is either inadvertent or inappropriate. So powerless it almost becomes more powerful than any explicit term.

Funbags, Headlights, Shirt puppies, and other colorful terms:
There are never times when these words are amusing or appropriate, and yet they still appear. There is no known rationale for this."
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:27 pm
wats ur age?

so i can imagine ur b size
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:28 pm
News flash. Age has no correlation to breast size.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:29 pm
Intrepid wrote:
News flash. Age has no correlation to breast size.


Laughing

I think our friend is all of 12 years old.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:33 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Intrepid wrote:
News flash. Age has no correlation to breast size.


Laughing

I think our friend is all of 12 years old.


You are too generous Laughing
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:36 pm
I have never seen a naked breasts

just the outside outline

They seem to be round

that's it i know
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:37 pm
Methinks you are pulling our leg, in order to get your jollies.....


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1800692&highlight=#1800692
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:40 pm
Hey you seasoned member

I have a solid background in Mathamatics and physics but never got time to think on these bodily features

so im tring to find out from any1 who nows
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:42 pm
Unless that was a cut and paste job in the other thread, you can write with some maturity and eloquence, you then came over and started this thread, writing in a totally different way.

Why did you feel it necessary to go all "wats ur age? so i can imagine ur b size" on us?
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:42 pm
to della

according to growth theory

size increases with age to a certain limit upto maturity

so breasts also grow with age
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Cosmic Energy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:44 pm
You lord ellpus

You have no right to spy on anyone

I may post any questions anytime anywhere as long as they are according to the rules set by the able 2know

so if u find uncomfortable do leave my post
i have no place for angry people like u
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:46 pm
OK u r rite. I will go.

c u 2morow.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 03:50 pm
Cosmic Energy wrote:
to della

according to growth theory

size increases with age to a certain limit upto maturity

so breasts also grow with age


Uh, no they don't.

They stop growing after puberty.

Unless you gain weight or lose it and then they can change size. But age has nothing to do with it.

Dipwad.
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