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Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"

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i'm not gonna say we girls don't look, cause it ain't so. i fess up that i size men up if angle/situation permits. never thought anything bad about men with penises too large though. quite contrary. and i'd size you up anyway, so make your choice.

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Women never size me up, as far as I am aware. They are too busy running away and screaming.

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women do it stealthily. it's before the screaming and running away part. trust me. i'm one of'em.

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Mind you, this only happens when I wear my summer thong.

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"

If you have to consider a reduction, I hate your guts!

Anon

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blueveinedthrobber wrote:

Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"

No matter if you're hung like a mule or not, wearing those gold leather speedos in public are going to draw some looks there, buddy.

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Has it occurred to you BVT that the ladies are staring because there is nothing puffing outwards and filling up your trouser crotch? Perhaps they're actually wondering if there is anything in there.

(and if what Slappy says about those gold Speedos is true...I think you may need some other sort of help than mere surgery)

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"

No matter if you're hung like a mule or not, wearing those gold leather speedos in public are going to draw some looks there, buddy.

Maybe if I take off the "Beware Giant Worm" embroidery, you know, tone it down a little.

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Sturgis wrote:

Has it occurred to you BVT that the ladies are staring because there is nothing puffing outwards and filling up your trouser crotch? Perhaps they're actually wondering if there is anything in there.

(and if what Slappy says about those gold Speedos is true...I think you may need some other sort of help than mere surgery)

If it was anyone but you making that insulting remark Sturgis I'd come back and say betcha can't get it all in your mouth.... with you though....probably an empty threat

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If you go ahead with the reduction, Bear, save the leftovers, take it to a leather shop, and make yourself a nice guitar case for your road trips.

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Ha guitar!!

It probably isn't even enough skin for a little banjo.

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I'm not sure why I'm even involved in this thread. I'm just an gnarled old dude with skin so weathered it's beginning to look like tree bark. If you guys could see how wrinkled my skin was you would not believe it.

I suppose I could post of photo of myself, but that would jeopardize my anonymity.

Wait! I will just post a naked photo of myself from the neck down!

An excellent idea......

http://www.thefunnypage.com/penis_tree/3footlong.jpg

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CalamityJane wrote:

Ha guitar!!

It probably isn't even enough skin for a little banjo.

even a double bass looks small CJ if you put it in the Sistine Chapel....

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just roll half of it up....

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shewolfnm wrote:

just roll half of it up....

the problem there is heating it enough to make it malleable. Not practical.... and painful.

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wimp

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