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Bi-Polar Bear
 
Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:17 pm
Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:22 pm
i'm not gonna say we girls don't look, cause it ain't so. i fess up that i size men up if angle/situation permits. never thought anything bad about men with penises too large though. quite contrary. and i'd size you up anyway, so make your choice.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:24 pm
Women never size me up, as far as I am aware. They are too busy running away and screaming.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:26 pm
women do it stealthily. it's before the screaming and running away part. trust me. i'm one of'em.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:27 pm
Mind you, this only happens when I wear my summer thong.
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 05:51 pm
Re: Penis Reduction Surgery
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"


If you have to consider a reduction, I hate your guts!

Anon
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 06:46 pm
Re: Penis Reduction Surgery
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"


No matter if you're hung like a mule or not, wearing those gold leather speedos in public are going to draw some looks there, buddy.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:05 pm
Has it occurred to you BVT that the ladies are staring because there is nothing puffing outwards and filling up your trouser crotch? Perhaps they're actually wondering if there is anything in there.



(and if what Slappy says about those gold Speedos is true...I think you may need some other sort of help than mere surgery)
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:21 pm
Re: Penis Reduction Surgery
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Should I do it? I'm tired of always thinking "Hey girlie... my face is up here"


No matter if you're hung like a mule or not, wearing those gold leather speedos in public are going to draw some looks there, buddy.


Maybe if I take off the "Beware Giant Worm" embroidery, you know, tone it down a little.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:22 pm
Sturgis wrote:
Has it occurred to you BVT that the ladies are staring because there is nothing puffing outwards and filling up your trouser crotch? Perhaps they're actually wondering if there is anything in there.



(and if what Slappy says about those gold Speedos is true...I think you may need some other sort of help than mere surgery)


If it was anyone but you making that insulting remark Sturgis I'd come back and say betcha can't get it all in your mouth.... with you though....probably an empty threat
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:26 pm
If you go ahead with the reduction, Bear, save the leftovers, take it to a leather shop, and make yourself a nice guitar case for your road trips.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:33 pm
Ha guitar!!

It probably isn't even enough skin for a little banjo.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 07:47 pm
I'm not sure why I'm even involved in this thread. I'm just an gnarled old dude with skin so weathered it's beginning to look like tree bark. If you guys could see how wrinkled my skin was you would not believe it.

I suppose I could post of photo of myself, but that would jeopardize my anonymity.

Wait! I will just post a naked photo of myself from the neck down!

An excellent idea......

http://www.thefunnypage.com/penis_tree/3footlong.jpg
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 08:18 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Ha guitar!!

It probably isn't even enough skin for a little banjo.


even a double bass looks small CJ if you put it in the Sistine Chapel....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 08:51 pm
just roll half of it up....
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 09:30 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
just roll half of it up....


the problem there is heating it enough to make it malleable. Not practical.... and painful.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2006 09:50 pm
wimp
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