10 thoughts for 2006

Subject: 10 thoughts for 2006



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you
see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove
them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism .

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to
make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:We know exactly
where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Immigration.