Application to St Andrews Golf Club Scotland

Application to St Andrews Golf Club Scotland
 
  A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that  he   would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to the exclusive St.  Andrews
  Club.
   He was told on applying that his application would have to be approved
  by   the Membership Board and that he would have their decision in a couple   of   days.
   Two days later he was told that his application was refused. He went
  there   to find out why.
   He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?"
   "Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are Jock."
   "Well, you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts."
   "Aye, I know that."
   "And being Jewish, you must be circumcised."
   "Aye I am that"
   Well, the board decided that they could not stand a circumcised man
  parading  around with us."
  "Och, away with ye man," he cried. "I know I must be a Protestant to
  march   in the Orangeman's parade, and a Catholic to belong to the Knights of   Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that a man had to be a   complete prick to be a Scotsman!"