Golf Balls

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls,
and sat down next to a beautiful young woman.

Puzzled, the woman kept looking at him and his bulging pants pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, the man looked at her and said, "It's golf balls".

The woman nodded, but continued to glance at the front of his trousers.
Finally, no longer able to contain her curiousity, she asked him, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"