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Wed 4 Jan, 2006 10:59 am
We have several calendars around the house, one of them always ends up having kittens on them.
At some point one of us looked at one of the felines and gave it some goofy name. The next month the other one named the next cat. We've gotten to the point where we unofficially take turns, and use a marker to write that cats name of its picture. No peeking to the next month allowed.
Some of the more memorable names have been: Rufus Jay, Amber Waves Jr., lil' crack whore, a trio named Legolas, Gimli & Aragon, Snuffy the Orphan, and Morpheus.
This morning, I left him a note saying "hey, you haven't named January's cat yet"
When I spoke to him later, I remember to ask and he said "oh yeah, I named her Jan"
It's nice having these little things.
Re: Silly things mean so much
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Chai Tea wrote:We have several calendars around the house, one of them always ends up having kittens on them.
Have you considered getting spayed?
Re: Silly things mean so much
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DrewDad wrote:Chai Tea wrote:We have several calendars around the house, one of them always ends up having kittens on them.
Have you considered getting spayed?
We assign each other boyfriends and girlfriends.
driving down the road, or walking through the store, I will see a woman or a man who just looks a little... off.
Ill reach over and grab his hand and tell him about his new girlfriend.
Mock fights and silly insults are passed. Then a price is reached on how much it would take to buy the other from thier significant love interest..
yeah, we're silly..
that's your new girlfried.....
she swallows
OH - did I say that?
yeah, it goes something like that.
Or ( a man with a cast) Look sweetie.. Theres your boyfriend............I bet he can give ya a mean hand job.
I can see why you like him.. kinda cute too..
there's your girlfriend......she's one of those girls that aren't "fresh"
Have you seen "Bad Santa"?
Little Boy: Why did Mrs. Santa kick you out?
Billie Bob: I loved a woman who was "clean", okay?
not yet.
I want to!
Im not a big fan of ole' Billy Bob Thornton though..
but he seems to fit the Bad Santa role quite well.
( girl screaming in store )
Look honey, theres your girlfriend. You better get her a tampon for that attitude..
I can't believe you don't like Billie Bob.
I mean, I wouldn't want to hang out with him personally, but....
Karl in Slingblade? "flowers is pretty, I've always thought that"
Mr. Crane in The Man Who Wasn't There? "But Mr. Crane......I Want to"
Yeah, Bad Santa is the best.
Ok, yeah..
I guess I DO like him..
I just forget other things he has done besides Angelina..
then, there is something raunchy and sexy about him too
maybe thats why I truly dont like him.
Some sort of sexual thinggy..
oooooo, that's why I LIKE him....
that's kinda like my husband....he looks like he might take it into his head to do any damn thing.
i wish my husband had that grubby sexy look.
when he attempts it, he just looks homeless..