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Tue 3 Jan, 2006 09:18 pm
A bear ambles out of the woods and spies a garbage can. He decided to eat the contents. One of the things near the bottom was a year-long supply of Viagra, tossed in the can by the wife of the recently departed husband.
The bear eats the Viagra like candy and soon thereafter is on a frenzied search for sexual partners.
He finds a deer and screws it. Then a moose falls victim. Next a passing dog. The bear is insatiable. A raccoon falls victim next. Then.... a rabbit.
Finally the bear spots a horse, mounts it, and begins a furious onslaught.
Afterwards the horse says, "That was nice, but a little scratchy."
"Sorry", the bear replies, "I forgot to remove the rabbit."
so ....dlowan does s*it stick to your fur
To paraphrase Stewie:
Whooee, some folk are wearing their death wishes on the outside today."
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