why ten commandments

Read back and see who is attacking whoM.

Phoenix,

I do not care where it came from. It is perverting the Word of God and is unacceptable to me and others.

I am just stating my views. Everyone seems to have that right on here.

Of course you have the right, Momma Angel. No need to scream at people about it though.

I was reffering to the ten thousand other posts in this forum. This you cannot deny....or the fact they do seem to like a good arguement. I admit, I argue also, but for a good cause, not for the sake of satisfaction on bashing one's religion and appraisal from my 'friends'.

We are not just now on all those other posts. We are doing George Carlin here. That's the thread topic.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
George Carlin
Its never just a game when you're winning.
George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
George Carlin
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George Carlin

edgar,

If it's about George Carlin then do the Hippy Dippy Weatherman and leave God out of it, ok?

I wish I could believe that you had absolutely no intent of offending anyone with this thread. I really wish I could, but I don't.

Phoenix looks good in green and I look good in blue. If I was yelling I'd let you know. :wink:

I would suggest that the thread be moved to humor, though.

One of the things that I have noticed, that in a forum as diverse as this, each member brings with him or her a varying level of sophistication, based on their background, culture, education, etc.

I think that may well account for the differing degree of tolerance that each person may have for dealing with what might very well be perceived, rightly or wrongly, as attacks on his/her core beliefs.

Ok, so yeah, if we had no ten commandments then we wouldn't have to be accountable for anything we did or said. Hmmm... and if there were no ten commandments we wouldn't know right from wrong so essentially there would be no wrong... Hmmm I can see why some people would like that. Then they could do whatever they wanted with no consequence. Unfortunately though, mock them as you might, you can't change what comes from God. You can try to disprove it. You can try to nullify it. But you just can't change the fact that God exists either way. "shrugs"

We all have our problems, Momma Angel. I do not intend taking you on as one of mine.

The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?"

"Plastic...a$$hole..."

That's very wise, kicky.

Well, edgar, I'd say you have more than you can probably handle right now, so don't worry about me. I am safe in the arms of the Lord!

edgar, When I first came here, I recall you saying you were a Christian.

Was this sarcasm?

Oh, I forgot to attribute it to George. It's Carlin's idea.

djjd62 seems to have posted and disappeared. I wonder what he's gonna think of his thread when he gets back?

Careful he don't drop you.

I'm the other one,

Edgar said his wife is Christian.

Edgar, drop me? Not a chance! He lifts me up!

Yes, but the true test of a great redeemer is if he can lift AND separate.

Oh wait, that's bras.