Bill, Steve, and hiama (of the its,)
I am enjoying your discourse mightily. Now who wooda thunk that the Irish were drinkin people?
Well, now, come on over and prove your major premise. I'll meet you in a pub and drink a sparkling water while we chat.
I have arrived in this happiest of all lands only yesterday. I do live here a few times a year, in a wee cottage in Connemara.
I hooked up my laptop, sleepily -- me not the laptop -- only to foind that Telecom Eireann had allowed the Little People to fool wit me phone line. Static, not talk. My pleas to the help-line assured me that the line would be fixed by tomorry. I yelled. When I got back to my abode, the line was after a workin. Yelling does it, in most countries.
Don't give me stuff about the Irish. You have to be here, to understand the Irish.